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February 28, 2006 at 18:18:34     Permalink How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to ch Diary Entry by Anthony Wade (about the author)

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The Answer is TEN:

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1. one to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed

2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed

3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb

4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness

5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb

6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner -- Lightbulb Change Accomplished

7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark

8. one to viciously smear #7

9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb changing policy all along

10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country

Thanks to my friend who emailed me this.

02/28/06

 

Anthony Wade, a contributing writer to opednews.com, is dedicated to educating the populace to the lies and abuses of the government. He is a 41-year-old independent writer from New York with political commentary articles seen on multiple websites. (more...)
 

 

 
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