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September 4, 2008 at 14:57:49     

Liberal's urine now a terrorist threat to Republicans

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The Republicans think that liberal's urine is a terrorist threat.

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I’m not making this up. Ron Jacobs reports that among the “terrorist weapons” seized from the protesters to the Republican Convention by the police in St. Paul were what the police described as two buckets of “weaponized urine.” The buckets actually contained gray water used to flush toilets.

If what the Republicans thought was liberal‘s “weaponized urine,” how long will it be before the Republicans try to pass a law saying that liberals can’t pee anymore? Just think, if liberal pee is such a danger to Republicans, the other, solid product of bodily elimination would appear to be much more dangerous. Republicans: “My God! Just look at those things. Coming from a liberal, they must be a new kind of bomb.”

I made that part up.

 

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Weaponized Urine? by Amanda Lang on Thursday, Sep 4, 2008 at 9:55:01 PM
If someone had collected urine... by John Sanchez Jr. on Friday, Sep 5, 2008 at 12:57:20 PM
trickle up.........oh sanchez, thats good by CamusRebel on Friday, Sep 5, 2008 at 8:32:27 PM

 
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