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LIMBAUGH: Folks, I think the people who used to run the election board for Saddam Hussein's government were hired by the Nobel committee here to tally the votes. And Reuters went out there, asked the Taliban and Hamas what they think of Obama getting the peace prize. [laughing] I don't believe this! He's not only the first post-racial president, he's also the nation's first post-accomplishment president. He has risen above incompetence. He's now judged on wishful thinking.

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LIMBAUGH: The Nobel Peace Prize just told Obama, "Look, we love what you're doing. You are destroying your country as a superpower. Keep it up, bud. This is what we expected, and you're doing a damn good job." Those are accomplishments, folks, and in the eyes of the Nobel Peace Prize committee, these are the accomplishments they're looking for.

He's basically emasculating this country, and they applauded today with this award. They love a weakened, neutered United States. This is their way of promoting the concept, and it's a slam-dunk.

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LIMBAUGH: You see a pattern here, folks? Liberal sellouts. Liberal sellouts get this prize. George Bush liberates 50 million Muslims. Ronald Reagan liberates hundreds of millions of Europeans, saves parts of Latin America. Any awards? No, just derision. Obama gives speeches trashing his own country, and he gets a prize for it.

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LIMBAUGH: My friends, look at the bright side here. The Nobel committee today just suicide-bombed itself. They destroyed themselves far more than we ever could with this -- with this award.

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LIMBAUGH: Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmm mmm, peace be upon him. We have a swine flu epidemic -- at least the drive-bys tell us we do. We're bombing the hell out of the moon. The U.S. dollar is worth nothing. Unemployment skyrocketing, now near 10 percent. We're in debt; our dollar is worthless. Taxes are going up everywhere. They're about to let Obama become our universal doctor, banker, and employer. Some of our kids are dying in foreign countries while Obama goes out for ice cream. Our other kids are killing each other in the streets because they have no education and no hope for a future other than killing each other in the street. We are about to move worldwide progress back to the cave era with the crap-and-tax plan. The whole world would like to put a nuclear missile up our rectum and apparently getting means to do so. And this guy goes out and wins the peace prize! Peace be upon him. It's just a joke. It is a joke. Everybody in the world is laughing at our little president, peace be upon him.

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LIMBAUGH: I think that everybody is laughing. Our president is a worldwide joke. Folks, do you realize something has happened here that we all agree with the Taliban and Iran about, and that is he doesn't deserve the award. Now that's hilarious, that I'm on the same side of something with the Taliban, and that we all are on the same side as the Taliban.

America's Truth Rejector

LIMBAUGH: The story yesterday was "Sebelius: You must take it." And that is what I was reacting to. I am not anti-vaccine. I am not anti-good health. I'm simply -- I am standing up for freedom and liberty, and I am not one of these people that thinks people from the government are infallible, that they never make mistakes, and all they ever want to do is help us and protect us. What they really are are people who think we are incapable of taking care of ourselves, little nannies who want to control every aspect of all of our lives, and I'm not in that game.

Ladies' man

LIMBAUGH: As far as -- what's the -- testicles in a -- see, he's even stealing that. I invented the testicle lockbox --the testicle lockbox, and it's Hillary Clinton's. If anybody's got a testicle lockbox, it's Hillary. Tom Brokaw's testicles are in there, Scarborough's are in there, and a whole bunch of other guys at NBC's testicles are in Hillary Clinton's lockbox, her testicle lockbox.