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March 6, 2009 at 12:04:18     

Apology to Rush

Diary Entry by Amanda Lang (about the author)

 

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'Bout time.

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Dear Rush,

I am sorry that I called you a chickenhawk who supported the war in 
Iraq but used a boil on your ass to get a deferment when your turn 
came to fight in Vietnam.

I am sorry that I called you a hypocrite and misogynist when you 
lambasted liberals for having poor values while you got divorced 4 
times.

I am sorry that I called you a jerk, when after Jerry Garcia died, 
you said he was just another dead doper, and advocated stiff jail 
terms for drug users, and then a few years later you were caught 
with thousands of Oxycontins and you hired a famous OJ-style defense 
attorney to work the system to keep you out of jail for felony 
possession.

I am sorry that you got caught with someone else's prescription for 
Viagra when you returned from a sex-with-young-girls tour of the 
Dominican Republic (yeesh, creepy ... at least I hope you gave the 
girls a VERY big tip for what you had them do).

I'm sorry that you take pleasure in torturing Republicans who dare 
to utter the mildest peep about you. I am sorry you are such a thin 
skinned jackass.

But please Rush, don't stop. Your country needs you more than ever,  
for if anyone represents the worst in our country and a role model 
of exactly what a valueless, hypocritical, cowardly, creepy, 
gluttonous, money-ubber-alles grubber is like, it is you.


Yours in deep sorrow,

 

Amanda was a managing editor at OpEdNews and worked with Rob Kall on the site from 2004 to April 2009. A retired research ethnographer, she now resides in Georgia.

The views expressed in this article are the sole responsibility of the author
and do not necessarily reflect those of this website or its editors.

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Love it by Pat Smith on Friday, Mar 6, 2009 at 3:18:09 PM

 
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