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December 15, 2008 at 14:56:07     

Praising Bush's Reflexes

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It must be said..

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You've seen the video. Did you not notice our Commander in Chief's excellent ability to dodge incoming fire? Were you not impressed?

Our agile president was able to deftly dodge not one, but TWO, shoes thrown directly at his dome. Could you imagine Madame Speaker Pelosi being able to duck and dodge with such skill and athleticism? What about Barack? Would his oratory have been able to block a barrage of shoes? 

And watch him throwing the opening pitch at a Nationals game. Not only did he make it to the plate, he even threw it too high and too fast. When does he get the time to practice these skills? Must be after he's done some good old fashioned brush clearing. If it weren't for his wars on terror and the American people, I might have just liked this guy.

But it's honestly not like Bush had much choice in the matter. And now this marionette is being discarded as the last of Barack's strings are being firmly attached so he can be made to dance and sing for us. Or maybe it's more like Punch and Judy where the hand is directly up the .. 

In any event, what reflexes!

 

Though he is of noble blood, Ferdinand has no desire to fight or rule. He would prefer to explore, to ponder, to love, and to smell the flowers. Nevertheless, Ferdinand is a bull and he has horns.

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