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October 25, 2008 at 12:31:33 Permalink
The Top 5 Reasons pResident Obama Sucks

Diary Entry by Tony Forest (about the author)

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There's really no reason to defend him or stick up for him, even this late in the game. The MIC, the Establishment, most all foreign leaders, the Taliban, the CIA and the Harper Valley PTA all want him in. It's gonna happen even without the DKGB and their Dsamurai. So just relax guys. Relax & nJoy

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5) He admitted to having smoked dope, snorted coke, & drinking loads of booze in his younger years. Like, cold turkey today? Not cool.

4) His mother, Ann Dunham was born in Kansas. Like, how bad can it get? Born in Kansas…..holy shit. It doesn’t get much worse. To be born in Kansas is one thing but to openly admit it? Far from cool.

3) Barack is one of those pResidents that works on “both sides of the aisle”. He’s a real fence jumper as we can see in this early photo. “Neither here nor there” as an asshole from Nebraksa says where I work. Totally uncool.

2) He could bring about real change but has decided not to while in office because he doesn’t want to be the one that helped bring down the USA. Way uncool.

Drum roll please………………………………………………..

And now, the number one reason pResident Obama sucks……

1) He’s a killer of a pResident. We love him, the Banks love him, the MIC loves him. Even Putin and Palin love him, even if S. Palin won’t openly admit it. He reminds us of JFK, MLK and Malcom X all at the same time. He has charisma, stands tall, can articulate like a gentleman, speaks the truth even when avoiding direct answers to direct questions and the people of the world love him…. (99% according to leading members of the DKGB), we see hope & change in him and for this very reason he is the most toxic sleeping pill the progressive world has ever seen. We’ll be so busy following this sock puppet for a full two terms and …………well, you can guess the rest.

Sleep well, my fellow Obamaicans.

The author lives in a small village in central Europe and has been active in the local workers movement for nearly 3 decades.

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