Let's put Joe the plumber
On the ballot;
He recites his lines just like a parrot.
He's everyman
Just like you,
Redder than red
Don't care much for blue.
If your pipes
Spring a leak
You can count on Joe;
He'll be there -- in a week.
He don't like those liberals
He wants to be free to roam and romp
He'll never need no Workmens' Comp.
He ain 't got health insurance
He don't expect it
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