Oh what a tangled web we weave said the spider to the hare in Alice in Wonderland. “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!” “The fundamentals of the economy are strong.” “The trillion dollar cheque is in the mail.” “The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.” Why won’t John McDeregulator speak to the leader of Spain? Was he needling him about the 150 Billion dollar earmark he just signed for wooden arrows, or the Wall Street catastrophe he and Phil Gramm caused with their CinDeregulations, which is rippling across the world? What did you expect from a Presidential Candidate who stood 900th out of 900 people in his naval academy class?
Have you ever thought that Earth is really Hell, and we are all souls trapped inside of bodies with savage reptilian brains and murderous lying demonic spirits? Were we all sent here as punishment for crimes committed in previous lives? Christians believe in resurrections, raptures and second comings but not reincarnation. John McGenius voted against increasing fuel standards for cars and that is why he ran for his life from Michigan. People can’t get loans to buy cars which get 20 mpg. God called demons idiots. “They are without knowledge and without understanding. They walk in darkness and fall into their own traps and holes.” (Psalm 82, Psalm 7).
King David pleaded with God of Mount Sinai, “Break the arm of the wicked and evildoers.” (Psalm 10). King David pleaded with God, “Give justice to the weak and the orphan, maintain the right of the lowly and the destitute. Rescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked.” (Psalm 82). Only in America do the 99% lower class vote to give even more to the uber wealthy. When one man or woman has all the money in the world, and their children lie starving in the streets like Biafrans, the American people will still continue to worship the Gods and Goddesses of their true religion, Pure Unfettered Capitalism. Jesus Christ said, “Sell all of your possessions and give all of your money to the poor.”
John McCain and Sarah Palin are on a mission from God to kill all the Muslims. Sarah Palin was coached for the debate at one of John McCain’s McMansions. She was told to ignore the questions and to answer her own questions. It would be worth electing McCain/Palin just to see President Palin hold press conferences. “Helen, forget the middle east mushroom clouds which are now raining down on Cincinnati. In Wasilly we often pick our own mushrooms, freeze them and use them as little hockey pucks and soccer balls. There has been much confusion over whether I am a hockey mom or a soccer mom. President Bush told me that in some countries they call soccer football. Say it ain’t so Joe.”
The Really Great Depression we are all now in is worth it just to see Lou Dobbs ulcerify over it. Last December Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Al Gore gave an interview to Time Magazine. Al Gore said, “When I was in the Snow and Ice Data Center receiving a full briefing on the polar ice caps, afterwards I would turn on my TV and there were two networks with the bulletin: Britney Spears loses custody of her children. We’re living in a madhouse if our priorities focus on the embalming of Anna Nicole Smith, or the trial of OJ Simpson, while we ignore the greatest crisis this nation has ever faced.”
Last month Sarah Palin told Newsmax magazine that humans are not responsible for global warming. Newsmax asked her, “What is your take on global warming and how it is affecting our country?” Sarah Palin responded, “A changing environment will affect Alaska more than any other state, because of our location. I’m not one who would attribute it to being man-made.” This is why the oil companies who marched us into Iraq to steal their oil selected Sarah Palin to be President. This was like music to their ears. A few years ago, George Bush, another oil company marionette had Phillip Cooney doctor all of the scientific research to say that human beings did not contribute to global warming. After a couple of years of this fun Exxon Mobil hired Phillip Cooney out of the White House.
Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable. Republican groups watching the Biden/Palin debate booed when Senator Biden said that global warming was caused by human beings. George Bush Sr. mocked the environmentalists as “the spotted owl crowd.” Sarah Palin calls them “the polar bear crowd”, as the Arctic melts and the polar bears are now forced to eat their children. Al Gore is now calling upon the people of Earth to engage in Civil Disobedience to protest the construction of new coal plants. Tell that to Blackwater. If not for one episode of fellatio in the Oval Office, Al Gore would be President today, the US would not be in Iraq, and George Bush would not have been able to gut the Bali Climate Change agreement of all substance. This is why the majority of polar bears detest Monica Lewinsky.
George Bush and John McCain and the national media continue to scapegoat Iran for all of the troubles in the USA. On which other planet is the main industry the production of nuclear bombs? George Bush just agreed to build nuclear reactors for Saudi Arabia, where 15 of the 19 hijackers on 911 came from. Today Condy is in India celebrating the US sale of nuclear reactors to India. Russia is finishing the nuclear reactor in Bushehr, Iran. How is planet Earth not Hell? We are building our own real live Hell.
The day of reckoning will soon be upon us all. In their recent song Reckoner, Radiohead sings, “Reckoner, You can't take it with you, Dancing for your pleasure, You are not to blame for, Bittersweet distractor…” The lyrics say “distractor” but it sounds to me like “detractor”. What do you hear? Turn it into a poll. Since when is a lemon a musical instrument. Watch Radiohead’s lemonist play the lemon in Reckoner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OS1U8LjjZwOJ Simpson was just found guilty of armed robbery, thirteen years to the day after being acquitted of knifing Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman to death. The jury today deliberated for 13 hours. OJ and some pals stole OJ’s own stolen game ball, nobody was injured, and now the juice is going to jail for life. George Bush so far has massacred a million innocent Iraqi men, women and children, partnered in his oil company with the bin Laden family, received hundreds of millions for sitting on the board of the Saudi Royal family, looted the U.S. Treasury with his pal for a trillion dollars and bankrupted the world, and OJ Simpson is going to jail for life for stealing his own stolen game ball.
The only true bailout would be a switch to Green technology immediately, the Obama 10 year plan, and the Republican base is wild for Sarah Barracuda. God told George Bush to invade Iraq, and God told Sarah Palin to invade Iran. Al Gore calls planet Earth a madhouse, I call it Hell. The radioactive nuclear fires will soon devour us all; just send Sarah Palin to the White House to invade Russia for defending their own citizens in South Ossetia. Go watch “Ash” play “Burn Baby Burn” on a basketball court with 32 red suited cheerleaders and basketball players: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW8mEMqiNhc
