Obama is my shepherd, I shall not want
He leadeth me beside the still factories
He restoreth my doubt in the Democratic Party
He guideth me to the path of unemployment for
the party sake
I do not fear evil for thou art against me
Thou anointest my wages with lay-offs so
my expensives runneth over my income
Surely, poverty and hard living shall follow
the Democratic Party assure I shall live in a
rented house for ever
5,000 years ago Moses said, "Park your camel,
pick up your shovel, mount your ass, and I will
lead you to the promised land."
5,000 years later, Franklin D. Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovel, sit on your ass, light up a camel
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