Dick-less Bush Could Fare Better without his Big Dick now that his Dick Cheney has gotten him into so much troubleBy Rob Kall
A lot of people are saying it's time for George W's Big Dick to go. Nicholas Kristof, in his NY Times column, A Push for Bush, writes, "Now that John Kerry has found a running mate, Mr. President, you need to lose one. Dick Cheney has to fake chest pains." I've been predicting that Cheney will have a "cardiac event" since last year.
If Bush gets rid of Cheney it will make a lot of Republicans happy. Big DIck Cheney, the "man of "gravitas" who was brought into the Bush campaign to balance the ticket, with Bush being such a light weight, is no longer an election asset. He's an outright liability who hurts the ticket. But George W., like his father, will probably keep him on. Remember, he is unable to fire anyone. After all, Cheney is known as the right wing extremist who pushed the hardest to invade Iraq-- a decision we now know had nothing to do with terrorism-- a decision that has cost us the lives of close to 1000 soldiers, wounded 16,000 and taken a horrible toll on our nation financially, putting us at risk with military resources spread irresponsibly thin.
Okay. That covers the official angle of this story. Now, let's have some fun with Bush's Dick.
The real truth is that in 2002, when George W. Bush actually used the momentum of support he received as the country pulled together after 9/11, he created a story of a tough presidency going after the bad guys. Just like Teddy Roosevelt had a big stick, and Nixon was Tricky Dick, George W. gave the impression that he had the big.**** and I'm not talking about Cheney. This "story" was used to "raise" the attention of the white, male American's who are his base-- to get them to empathize with George, so they would feel, that by giving him their loyalty and support, that they would be the tough guys, the guys with the big.... well, you know, Dick .
But it's turned out that this Iraq Saddam terrorism fantasy that Bush's puppet master, Big Dick Cheney, rammed repeatedly down Bush's throat, was a lie and a fraud. It was used to rape Iraq and rape the American people. Now one might split hairs here and call it date rape, since the American people, wanting to be patriotic and loyal, started out on this "date" expecting to be treated with respect and honesty. Instead, Bush, even after knowing about the lies and fraud, kept the facade going, forcing his Big Dick story upon the congress, upon military enlistees, then reservists, violating their trust, their family's trust.
If Iraq was a woman, then Bush was a serial rapist, an abusive spouse, a drunken, doped up married man who, not caring about the effects upon his family-- the American people, the parents of the soldiers he was sending over there, not caring about destroying his family's finances he just let loose. He took Big Dick Cheney's stupid, lying Iraq/Saddam/Al Qaeda connection claim and ran with it, as though it gave him permission to dive into the depths of profligacy, regardless of the cost.
Now, his irresponsible, immoral actions are catching up with him. Yet, like a sociopathic AIDS victim who keeps having unprotected sex with un-knowing partners, he keeps talking about values and character. He keeps reading from prayer books while spewing his foul seed, raining it upon our nation.
Now, the question may arise, does Bush's continued embrace of Big Dick Cheney's Iraq-Terrorism connection story continue to produce the same hard and strong response amongst his white American male advocates? The support numbers are drooping, but the dumber, more desperate supporters are still flaccidly hanging in there, still pumped up by right wing talk radio, like a 60 year old whose Viagra hasn't stopped after four hours.
If a movie is well done, the audience empathizes with the protagonist and lives the heroic life portrayed on the screen for the time they sit through the movie. Then, they get up out of their seats and, sometimes with a slight glow from having their hearts touched our their adrenalin raced, they exit the theater, back to reality. The Bush supporters strapped their faith onto George W's rising membership in the presidential popularity club. The question is, now that Bush's Big Dick Cheney theory of toughness has proven itself to be impotent and worst, devastatingly destructive, will Bush's base, his American white men see Bush for the fraud he is, or will they buy into the right wing erection, I mean election message, that will be ramming though the republican echo chamber ejaculated by Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, BIll O'Reilly, Fox and the other Big Dick lovers who keep holding onto Bush's Big Dick fantasies.
Rob Kall email@example.com is publisher of progressive news and opinion website www.opednews.com and organizer of cutting edge meetings that bring together world leaders, such as the Winter Brain Meeting and the StoryCon Summit Meeting on the Art, Science and Application of Story This article is copyright Rob Kall and originally published by opednews.com but permission is granted for reprint in print, email, blog or web media so long as this credit paragraph is attached. Over 100 other articles by Rob Kall