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PAC Ad Suggestion Targeted at Right-Winger-Supporting Bubbas; message:
dumb losers
vote for rich guys who are happy to screw you and your family
By Rob Kall
OpEdNews.com
Here's an ad script specifically aimed at those small minded, insecure
guys who need to be racist, homophobic, and macho talking, to compensate
for their insecurities and fears. The idea is to get them to at
least think about the possibility that they are being used, and to get
their wives to vote democrat.
The
idea of this ad is the Bubbas, both northern (red-necks) and southern,
who the right wing manipulates, ought to know they are being manipulated.
Here
it is:
A Bubba
walks out of the bedroom. Wearing a NASCAR tee- shirt, a Budweiser cap.
Wordlessly, he
sits down to breakfast as his wife serves him. He snaps at her, that the
toast is burnt.
He picks up a
paper with a headline that reads 4000 Jobs Lost as factory closes, but he
passes it to turn to the sports page.
Voice over: See, he doesn’t even notice when the local factory closes,
if it’s not his job. He has no idea we’re encouraging businesses all
over America to export jobs to cheap labor countries.
Cut to a shot
of four kids watching him eat… no shoes, threadbare clothes…
Voiceover And the moron buys our anti-family planning
propaganda that keeps him poor, and his wife and kids in the second
hand stores.
Cut to: him
climbing into his pick-up truck with gun rack
Voice over: Laughing—Here's a good one for you. What's better than
screwing one White house intern? Screwing 10 million bubbas while you
still get their vote. (laugh track.)
Cut to shot of Bubba walking into a job and getting a
pink slip.
Voice over: as long as we feed on
his fears and insecurity with tough soldier talk and that
makes him feel more manly and macho and thinly veiled hate talk that fans
his racism and fears of homosexuality he’ll keep voting like a dumb
puppy in heat—voting republican, no matter how much we screw him and his
kids. And that’s why we’re gonna keep winning in the south.
Cut to Willie Nelson saying: "Yo Bubba."
Cut to Dixie Chicks saing "Stop Letting these
Rich Corporate Guys make a sucker of you."
Cut to: a
woman closing the curtain to a voting booth.
Mrs.
Bubba, you don’t have to tell him that you’re voting to get rid of
politicians who sell out your country, family and children for the sake of
corporate profits. Or maybe it’s time you did. And
you., yeah, you Bubba,
Cut to Throw
Bush and His supporters out and Take back America
Maybe it will reach a percentage of the men and more of the women.
But it may also put out the message that voting for rich guys who are
happy to screw you is for dumb losers.
This
is a negative ad. I'm not thrilled with that fact, But the right has put
out so many negative messages about being liberal. We also need to tap the
rich history of movies that show greedy industrialists as creeps and that
the good guys are the ones who do the right (progressive) thing. The
movies are there. We need to build on those archetypal images, and maybe
even use images of creeps from movies to put together the ad described
above.
Rob Kall rob@opednews.com
is editor of OpEdNews.com and founder organizer of the Futurehealth
Winter Brain, Optimal Functioning and Positive Psychology Meeting.
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