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The
American Media is a Disgrace…With One Notable Exception
by
Becky Burgwin
OpEdNews.com
Last
night Lou Dobbs told a republican congressman to stop talking as he was
going on and on about how honest the 2000 elections were and that it’s
ridiculous to think that anyone was disenfranchised, so he doesn’t know
what all the fuss is about and why we’re acting like a third world
country that can’t be trusted to carry out a legal, honest election
without being monitored by some goons. Mr. Dobbs didn’t say, “Shut up
and get out of my studio,” like Bill O’Reilly said to Jeremy Glick,
whose father was killed in the WTC, he said, “Congressman Buyer, I’m
going to ask that you stop talking right now (after trying to interrupt
him about 5 times) so we can hear from (African American) Congresswoman
Johnson on why her constituents feel that they were disenfranchised in the
2000 election.” God, I wanted to jump into the TV and kiss him right on
the mouth.
It
is about time that someone, ANYONE, any member of the inept, deranged,
ignorant, pea-brained, lazy, witless, ill-prepared, gullible, inane,
asinine, ridiculous (that should do it, but I could go on) bunch of
ninnies that we ignobly call the American media, put a gag on these
republicans who drone on and on about stuff that we already know is
complete horse-pucky. How, in the name of everything sacred, could they
possibly not realize (or care) that, for starters, we know that there was
a list of supposed felons in Florida that included thousands of names of
folks who have never been convicted of a felony and yet were still turned
away at the polls because they happen to have a similar name or social
security number as someone who did? WE KNOW THIS. IT IS A FACT.
Unlike
the American media, the American people actually have intellects and are
capable of grasping and remembering information of this nature. Jeez,
meneez. I’m tellin’ ya, we are in serious trouble because we pretty
much know that a lot of Americans are getting snippets of news in between
soap operas, idiotic reality shows and twisted crime dramas and there
isn’t one single TV commentator, besides my hero Lou, who can be trusted
to educate a goddam bunch of hamsters about what’s going on in this
country and the world at large.
The
first 2 days of the Democratic Convention were taken up by repeatedly
showing Teresa Heinz-Kerry telling the opinion editor of the ultra
right-wing Pittsburgh Tribune Review to “shove it.” The Trib, as we
fondly?? call it in Pittsburgh, is owned by maniacal billionaire Richard
Mellon Scaife. In case anyone forgets, Mr.
Scaife bankrolled the 8-year smear campaign against the Clintons. The only
thing millions and millions of dollars and his nefarious henchmen were
able to turn up that was actually true, was that Bill got a blow job,
which is something that Dickie Scaife, himself, needs about 1000 times
more than Clinton does. This is a very dangerous man and he’s had it out
for Teresa for decades.
And
then, after her warm and intelligent speech at the convention, we got to
hear this little tidbit of unbiased journalism from MSNBC’s Joe
Scarborough. “IT’S OBVIOUS THAT SHE’S NOT OVER THE DEATH OF HER
HUSBAND YET.” Oh-my-god. She’s not over the death of her husband
yet!!! She’s not over the death of her husband who was killed in the
prime of his life in a freak helicopter accident that also severely burned
a child on the ground…who might have been one of the last really decent
republicans in this country’s history…who left her with 3 small boys
to raise who all look EXACTLY LIKE HIM. Let me ask you this. Is Paul
McCartney over Linda? Is Yoko over John? Is Nancy over Ronald? Is Ted
Olson over Barbara? Will they ever be?
Who
are these mental midgets we’ve entrusted with the job of disseminating
important knowledge to our people? Why are we allowing them so much power
over us that the outcome of who’s going to win and who’s going to lose
is left up to whatever unresearched piece of gossip happens to be
currently making the rounds? Who’s going to be responsible for making
sure the American people have the facts not the latest rumors?
And,
apparently, not one single member of our journalistic giants listens when
Kerry tells reporters for the gazillionth time (and, keep in mind, a
gazillion is 1,000 more that a zillion,) that he voted to give the
president the power to consider war, ONLY AFTER ALL THE OTHER OPTIONS WERE
EXHAUSTED AND ONLY IF ALL OF OUR ALLIES AND THE UNITED NATIONS WERE
ONBOARD. Did I dream this or has every candidate since the primaries
explained that this is why they voted for the war?
And
then, just like every other candidate who has been asked this question,
Mr. Kerry explained that he voted against the additional 87 billion
because there was no clear plan of where the money was supposed to go.
Basically it was a blank check and a lot of members of Congress said,
“Gee. You know, we know it’s a bit of a hassle for you and that your
busy fund-raising schedule has probably kept you a little bit out of the
loop on this but the way we like to do things around here, and it’s
probably our fault if you didn’t know this, but if it’s not too much
trouble, it would be very helpful to us if you would tell us WHERE
YOU’RE GOING TO SPEND IT, you know, if that’s not asking too much.”
Why
on earth does our media seem incapable of remembering things correctly,
researching things properly and reporting the real news? Are they too
busy, lazy, stupid to be bothered with trying to report accurate,
unbiased, factual information? Didn’t it used to be the job of reporters
to find out all they can about a subject and report on that?
I
invite you all to watch Lou Dobbs as he boldly goes where no American
journalist has gone before searching for truth, justice and the American
way. He has a
brain AND the ability to actually perceive both sides of an issue and (oh
no, say it ain’t so) the chutzpa to say something a teeny bit critical
of our current president. My favorite question of his (and I forget who he
was asking,) is, “Why would our allies want to come on board now when
we’ve failed so miserably in Iraq that we’re being forced to come
crawling back, after our president basically told them all to SHOVE IT?”
Priceless!
He
wasn’t even talking about Enron tonight but he had a chart at the end of
the show that showed…how many people lost their jobs…how much money
was lost…how many people have been arrested…and how many have been
convicted. Also, you can go
on his website www.loudobbs.com
and find a list of all of the American companies that are outsourcing
their jobs.
And,
hitting another one of his hot button issues, tonight, he climbed all over
the fellow who tried to say that there is no way our government can stop
the flow of illegals across our borders. Lou basically said…that’s a
load of bull…it’s putting us in more danger…where the hell is the
Department of Homeland Security…and you’re an idiot. I was jumping up
and down. It was GREAT.
Let’s
watch Lou at 6:00 on CNN (right after
Wolf-I’m-still-resting-on-my-laurels-from-the-first-Gulf-War-Blitzer)
and if we like what we see, let’s tell him about it at lou@cnn.com.
Maybe CNN will get the hint that we like our TV commentators to treat us
like grown-ups and give us something to think about that’s not the
latest totally insignificant verbal faux pas by a democratic candidate or
spouse, more lies and drivel from some right wing moron or the latest
scoop from the Scott Peterson trial.
Ms.
Burgwin’s writings have appeared in Time, Newsweek, New York Magazine,
Counterpunch, Alternet and OpEdNews as well as several other online Op Ed
sites. She is on the Board of Aid
Afghanistan and one of the contributors to the Peace
Project in Assisi, Italy. Send questions, comments, and critiques to
rburgwin@aol.com.
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