I Am A Stem Cell and Iím Mad As Hell
By James Boyne
- I am a stem cell and Iím mad as hell.
- Since when did I give up my right to speak and be heard, to
President Bush and the conservative, right wing, Republicans?
Since when did I, a living, breathing (almost), thinking
(almost), fully functioning stem cell give President Bush the right to
speak for me and determine my fate. Never.
- I am a stem cell and Iím mad as hell.
- I may only be two or three cells or so but I have a mind of my own
and I can think for myself. I certainly donít need politics to have
to worry about. I have enough problems. Iím a stem cell.
- My fate is MY fate. If I can help someone out by sacrificing my
existence, thatís my business. If someone needs to perform research
on me for the benefit of mankind, I canít think of a higher calling.
If I can be of help to the sick, the injured, the old, the dying, then
I will gladly help in any way I can. Thatís what I am here for. I
donít need politicians to step in and interfere with Godís plan.
Godís plan was for humans to discover the miracle of stem cells so
they could help solve the worldís problems.
- I am a stem cell and I am mad as hell.
- I have the potential to rid mankind of almost every disease known to
mankind. Alzheimerís. Parkinsonís. Cerebral Palsy. AIDS.
- I was sent here to help, like Jesus Christ himself. I am here to
sacrifice for the benefit of all mankind, but you people are trying my
patience now that I have been discovered. Iím mad as hell.
- I may only be two or three cells, barely an embryo. Yes, left alone
I might develop into a fully functioning human being. Big deal. Sixty
million fully functioning human beings were killed, murdered and
incinerated in your World War II. What the hell are you worried about
me for? I am only a few cells big. You claim that you are concerned
about the sanctity of life when 100 million people have been killed in
wars since the year 1900. Iím just a damn stem cell. I was sent here
to help you. Use me. Donít you get it?
- Iím a stem cell. Stem cells arenít suppose to get mad but I am
mad as hell. Iím here to change the course of human history and you
people wonít even let me help. If I talk to God about you people and
HE finds out that you people arenít using me for science and
research to cure the world of sickness, disease, and despair, HE is
going to be royally pissed off.
- Where does President Bush and his so called right wing,
conservative, ďChristianĒ coalition get off interfering with
Godís plan. Donít you people realize that God doesnít care about
your continual bickering about pro life/ pro choice; cloning, and yes,
now, stem cells. He wants to know that the hell happened to the 100
million killed in wars since 1900.
- What are you people worried about? Is your pharmaceutical and health
insurance industry worried that I may cure so many diseases, injuries,
and human maladies that they would virtually go out of business? Is
this all about money? Or morality? Donít you people get it?
- Iím a stem cell and Iím just sitting around here waiting to
solve problems for you. Big problems. You finally discovered me.
Maybe, just in the nick of time. Now, use me. Itís no big thing.
Iím only a few cells into humanness, so to speak. Iím not even as
big as a midget, ha, ha. Yes, I have a sense of humor, not like some
of you ďwet blanketsĒ. Hey, I am even the key to solving dwarfism,
blindness, deafness, multiple sclerosis, brain damage, the
regeneration of limbs, unrelenting physical pain, and old age itself.
- I am a stem cell but I am getting mad as hell.
- What are you worried about? You kill each other by the millions. You
slaughter my animal friends by the hundreds of millions for food and
fur. And you claim you are concerned about me, a little old stem cell,
just a few cells into life. Give me a break! What a bunch of
- What are you worried about, that you will actually solve all these
problems that I can help you with? I am only a few cells big. Yes, I
am life. So is every cell in your entire body. So is every molecule.
So is every atom. How far do you want to carry this logic? Iím here
to help you. And I am just one stem cell. There are millions of us
stem cells just sitting around who wouldnít make it anyway, just
waiting to help you out.
- Most of the other stem cells I know kind of ďgo with the flowĒ,
so to speak. They know that sooner or later you people will catch on.
Iím going to get in trouble for even speaking out like this.
- Iím a stem cell and Iím mad as hell.
- James Boyne email@example.com
ames Boyne is a satirical, political freelance writer
and has five other articles published on www.opednews.com.
He has previously been a diehard, staunch, conservative Republican who has
voted for Goldwater, Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Bush I and Bush II, and now has
made a 180 degree turnabout and supports the candidacy of Congressman Dennis
Kucinich (D-Ohio), who appears to have the most integrity, honesty,
common sense, straightforwardness, enthusiasm, optimism, and ďfire in
the bellyĒ to be possibly the best President in recent memory. He is a
progressive, populist, liberal, Democrat and is a man of principal,
intelligence and experience. Mr. Kucinich comes from a humble
background and clearly spells out his positions on issues on his web site www.kucinich.us
so there is no question where he stands on issues.
**It is the responsibility of all Americans to vote.
You should know where all the candidates stand on different issues; why
they believe what they do; how they plan on carrying out their plans
(rather than just empty promises); and get a sense for their character,
honesty, commitment, integrity and their vision for America and for the
world. You should know what their background is. How did they get to where
they are now. Know their life, and you will know them.
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