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I was born when I was yet quite young, and was second-born in a litter of two. My twin sister and I are not now, nor have we ever been, identical as evidenced by our differing balding patterns: she has very little facial hair. If you look us straight in the face, you'll be able to tell the difference. We were, however, womb-mates (and not cell-mates) which nevertheless allowed us to escape strict individuality for quite some time. In any case, now that we're both in our dotage, I am a stage actor, and she is not. I have written a couple of screenplays: Telepathy Tech and BallTown (an animated feature with sports balls, etc. as characters). Here's the logline: As URTH and MOONICA whirl your way, what oh what can T. D. FOOT, TIPPY the VOLLEY GIRL, DUNCAN BASKET and the frightened residents of BallTown do when SLIME takes a notion to destroy their bounce, their roll and even their soul. I'm also an oil paint artist. These are a few aids to help with identification.

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