I'm a leftist with powerful connections to the right.
Shit Sandwiches are mmmmmmmmmm Good
The Shit Sandwich
I watched the cooks making the shit sandwiches. They got the shit from a foul beast and put it between bread then served it up. I told them that was a bad thing to do but they just ignored me. People I respected began eating the shit sandwiches. I could have just laughed at them but I told them “Hey, that sandwich is made of shit!” They loved and trusted the cooks and were angry that I would make such an accusation. They refused to believe me. I said “Just look in the bread. That is shit that you are eating.” They would not even lift up the bread and told me I was crazy. They thought that by lifting up the bread others would see them and think that they did not like the cooks.
