I, Rrrandy Wurst, am the Horse-Sense Party candidate for president in 2008.  I am proudly a pig of the Large White breed.  I read and write (obviously) and speak better than the pig currently occupying the White House.  How I came by these skills is a tale told on my blogsite, wurstwisdom.com.

I was raised on a farm in Papoose, Nebraska, by a disaffected New York City journalist.  I am the author, under a different name, of several books, none of which would interest you.

I was first recruited to run for president by the Neocon core of the Republican Party but found myself unable to stomach their garbage.  (Imagine that of a pig.)  For a fresh view on politics along with down-home and uptown wisdom, visit me on the web.  Perhaps my campaign tour will come to your city, town, or hamlet.