I, Rrrandy Wurst, am the Horse-Sense Party candidate for president in 2008. I am proudly a pig of the Large White breed. I read and write (obviously) and speak better than the pig currently occupying the White House. How I came by these skills is a tale told on my blogsite, wurstwisdom.com.
I was raised on a farm in Papoose, Nebraska, by a disaffected New York City journalist. I am the author, under a different name, of several books, none of which would interest you.
I was first recruited to run for president by the Neocon core of the Republican Party but found myself unable to stomach their garbage. (Imagine that of a pig.) For a fresh view on politics along with down-home and uptown wisdom, visit me on the web. Perhaps my campaign tour will come to your city, town, or hamlet.
