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Eric Malone has been writing about politics with a sardonic sense of humor through more than one apocalyptic Administration. He is a subversive dedicated to revolution through thoughtful laughter.
Friday, January 27, 2012 State of the Union 2012: Feelin' Stronger Every Day and Other Muzak (2 comments)
Mr. Obama says the State of the Union is "feelin' stronger every day." Writer Eric Malone thinks a few other Baby Boomer musical cliches tell the whole story, with a few chuckles thrown in for good measure.
Thursday, January 27, 2011 State of the Union 2011: The REAL Story (2 comments)
Writer Eric Malone listened to the President's "State of the Union" address the other night with a translator and comes back with what the President was REALLY saying.
Monday, February 1, 2010 Prop 8 Trial Week 3: The Cliffhanger (1 comments)
The trial to overturn California's Proposition 8 is wrapping up and it's looking good for those who support same-sex marriage.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010 Prop 8 Trial Week 2: It's Not A Choice, It's A Child (2 comments)
As the historic trial to overturn California's Proposition 8 concluded its second week, the court heard testimony concluding that homosexuality is an ingrained human characteristic...not a choice. Oh, and the Trial of the Decade will be on YouTube after all!
Thursday, January 21, 2010 Badly Used Government For Sale, Not Cheap
Our 234-year experiment in democracy is now on the same auction block that was used for tobacco, cotton, and slaves.
Thursday, January 15, 2009 Last Gasp Press Con
Bush's last press con was unintentionally revealing, full of self-pity, self-delusion...and according to Eric Malone, even a few laughs!
Thursday, October 9, 2008 Debate and Switch (6 comments)
Read the uncensored ADHD transcript of the second Presidential debate. Honesty was never this funny on the tube!
Friday, September 26, 2008 Subpoena Envy
It's the liberal permissive parents and Nancy Pelosi who have bred contempt for the law. That's why Sarah Palin, like Karl Rove, prefers subpoenas to Charmin'.
Saturday, September 20, 2008 Buddy Can You Spare $85-Billion?
That sound you hear following the silence is the high, shrill whine of the phone on the other end melting from the heat of the fireball that is engulfing the United States economy. The sound after that is the sound of your IRAs and 401(k)s shrieking in Boschian agony as they are skinned alive and pulled apart in different directions by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (War, Famine, Death, and Pestilence).
Monday, August 18, 2008 Nothing to See Here-Move On Dot ARRGH
How can you commit a crime and walk away unscathed? Change your voter registration, according to Eric Malone.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007 I See A Kettle And I Want to Paint It Black
Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is worried about the fate of democracy in Russia. If only she would address her remarks to the mirror...
Sunday, July 15, 2007 Shivering In The Winter Palace
Impeachment is for wimps, if you read your Constitution and the Federalist Papers. Eric Malone did, and he says that we can't abdicate our personal responsibility as patriots to a pusillanimous Congress. We must act, as Thomas Jefferson explicitly told us to do, with wit, pitchforks, and dry powder.
Sunday, April 8, 2007 The Perfect Crime: Why The Firings Matter (2 comments)
Why firing political appointees to prevent or obstruct an investigation is a miscarriage of justice, not just a political privilege of the Executive Branch.
Friday, March 23, 2007 Gettin' A Little Snippy
Refusing to testify under oath is causing the Administration to lose in the Court of Public Opinion.
Saturday, March 17, 2007 A Rose Peeps Up Through The Concrete
How lying about Partisan Politics may bring down the Bush Administration just like Nixon's