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I spent the first 13 years of my life known as "The Alligator Boy" in a traveling circus freak show. One night, after a show outside Butte, MT, I was abducted by the government and taken to the Area 51 Facilities. I cannot recall the next several years. But somewhere around age 19, I found myself in a field in Iowa, and hopped the next bus to Hoboken, NJ. It was there that I discovered jazz.

I bought my first piano from the money I made running numbers for the mob, and taught myself how to play through a mail correspondence course. In 1996, I sold everything but my pet zebu and a paperback copy of "The Complete Works of Stephen King," and moved to the Bay Area. I am currently hawking blenders on city street corners, and am also a former elevator operator, aspiring underwear model, and supporter of the Pro-Brussels Sprouts Movement.

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