23 Articles

Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Attack of the Zucchini People
(1 comments) Have you ever descended into the dark, sinister world of the zucchini people?

Sunday, July 26, 2009
It's all over – except for the lying.
(1 comments) When it comes to government and media, I don't know whom to trust anymore. I certainly don't trust ours - that's for sure.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Obama, growing on me like a colony of E. coli (satire?)
(2 comments) Obama may be better than that banal skin sack George Bush, but if the outcome is the same, does it really matter?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Corporate Chimps Run the World (into the ground)
Satirical take on our economic crisis and its root problem the "corporate chimpanzee"

Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I'm just a lump o' love
(2 comments) Valentine's humor.

Monday, February 2, 2009
Obama Saves the World (someone get that man a cape)
(2 comments) with Obama in charge, we have a much better chance of not reducing the planet to a smoldering pile of radioactive grit than we did with George Bush, but still, I'm not totally convinced.

Sunday, February 1, 2009
Obama Saves the World (someone get that man a cape)
(7 comments) what happened to Obama's 'change we can believe in'?

Sunday, January 18, 2009
It's so cold, on my way to work I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant!
(4 comments) Here in Moosebutt (town motto: Colder than Pluto) we know what cold is, and this ain't it!

Monday, January 12, 2009
Bomb The Evil Canadians!
(3 comments) Canadians know Americans better than anyone else. Unlike the rest of the world, as America's next-door neighbour (and little buddy Gilligan), we Canadians get a chance to peer over their fence...

Sunday, January 4, 2009
G.I. Jesus -Thank god I am not religious. (Satire)
(6 comments) Humourous and sad - but mostly sad. [This is a satirical commentary. ~ ed.]

Saturday, January 3, 2009
Dear Dubya (We'll Always Have Guantanamo)
George, we're very sorry, but we don't love you anymore. We feel the time has come that we should start seeing other Presidents. We are very, very sorry. No, it's not you, it's us. (OK, it is you. GO AWAY!)

Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Nostratimus' Predictions for 2009
(3 comments) 21st century prophet, psychic, seer and all round good guy Nostratimus predicts the future (until his wife says it's time to go shopping).

Saturday, December 27, 2008
The End of the World Quiz: Kiss your butts good-bye!
(5 comments) ...it's the end of the world. That's what it said, right there on the front page - just below the picture of Pedro, the chicken juggling goat boy.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008
A Fruity Version of Concrete?
A humorous article about the more bizarre Christmas traditions and the mysterious disappearance of myrrh.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008
I'm wearing nothing but a grin and a Santa hat
Humorous essay on Christmas shopping and gift ideas.

Saturday, December 6, 2008
I want a cheese that can drive women crazy
(6 comments) Humorous rant on the state of TV ads

Sunday, November 30, 2008
Save the world, date a nerd
(2 comments) Humorous rant blaming women for the sorry state of our planet.

Thursday, November 27, 2008
Dear Blabby... advice for a lame duck president
A satire/humorous piece on George W. Bush as he seeks help from an advice columnist on how to improve his legacy.

Sunday, November 23, 2008
The Stock Market Sleeps With the Fishes
Humorous take on the financial crisis.

Saturday, November 22, 2008
Earth Invaded by killer, bug-eyed space devils. Run for your lives!
Humorous take of life on Mars

Saturday, November 22, 2008
The Cheapest Man in the Universe
For those of us who have recently fallen off of the 'free market" turnip truck, a humorous article about saving money.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The Apocalypse Quiz: Kiss Your Butts Good-Bye!
(4 comments) Humorous quiz about the apocalypse

Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Hey, fill my pockets with money too!
Political humor regarding the economic meltdown.