6 Articles
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Palin to cook eBay Auction $63.5K fundraiser dinner
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A woman defense contractor in Huntsville, Ala., won the "Dangerous" Dining with Sarah Palin eBay auction — her bid was $63,500.
Auction details only allow the winning bidder to bring three friends to the dinner.
Friday, January 2, 2009
Federal Reserve closes for lack of interest [satire]
the chief spokesman for the Federal Reserve Bank said that the bank's last day of business will be January 31, 2009. This action takes place just 99 years after its inception.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Bush legacy to be new presidential medal [humor]
The Bush Presidential Library Foundation announced today that beginning in 2009, the library will honor Americans far and wide with the Annual Bush Legacy Shoe medals for demonstrated personal action and behavior. These medals will also be called the Muntadhar al-Zeidi Memorial Shoe Hurl.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
McCain sighted at unemployment agency
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Former Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain was sighted today as he parked his 11 cars in the parking lot of the Arizona State Unemployment Office on a scruffy downtown Phoenix side street.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Vatican/Christian Right Sins List Standoff
At a first-ever, live video interactive press conference with the Vatican and Pat Robertson's Regent University Digital, pre-selected members of the press were invited to participate with representatives of the Pope and representatives of the Christian Right...
Sunday, November 9, 2008
McCain apologizes to country
"I want you all my friends to know that I feel that I have done a great disservice to the fine people of this country. I have so completely screwed up the presidential campaign of 2008 and I am sorry...and it won't happen again, I promise. On my prison cell memories..." Said John McCain just before walking onto his wife's plane to fly to Phoenix to vote for himself one last time.
