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April 14, 2008 at 07:00:21

Five Surgeons Joke

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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients tooperate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,everything inside is numbered.' 


The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.' 

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
and the ass are interchangeable...

 

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LMAO ROTF

Thanks,I needed that!

by Vinny Colletti (0 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 6 comments) on Monday, April 14, 2008 at 12:10:08 PM
 

 

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