The news that Mel Brooks has taken up the fight to "save the word, Schmuck," has rankled many of those who are battling to close the borders, save Christmas and make America, American once again. "Smuck(sic) is a Jew word," said well-known non-Jew, Ann Coulter. "When will Jews understand they are in America now, and they should either learn to talk good American or go back to Jewville or wherever it is that they speak Jew. Certainly they won't be able to speak it in any heaven that I know" "I'm only being satirical," he added. While Brooks has said he "could no longer stand idly by while a vital part of American culture is lost forever," Bill O'Reilly finds Brooks's rational harmful to Americn values, Christmas and our troops...already in harm's way. "Hey, as you can read in my book 'Culture Warrior,' I like Jews just as much as the next goy," said O'Reilly. "But we're in a culture war right now and as you can read in my book Cultural Warrior, now out in paperback, you can't be using Jew colloquialisms any more than you can hang 'em on a Christmas tree that the ACLJew and Hollywood Jew-loons want to turn into a Chanukah bush." O'Reilly feels that Brooks' attempt to "Jew-up" our vocabulary is against everything the founding fathers fought for. "America is a Judea-Christian country built on Judea-Christian words, not Jewish-Christian words" said the FoxNews host who wrote the book "Culture Warrior." "Where in the Constitution, or the Bill of Rights for that matter, did Jefferson or Lincoln mention smuck(sic)?" CNN's Lou Dobb was even more adamant, pretty much just yelling. "Tonight, an amazing development in banking directly benefitting Mr. Brooks attempt to Jewify this country. Bank of America is now issuing its credit cards to people with no Social Security number, just the Hebrew letters s-c-h-m-u-c-k." Dobbs yelled even louder. "It is becoming more and more obvious that Jews and the federal government alike are comfortable with no fence between the U.S. and Israel. Whether the word be 'schmuck' or 'Cinco de mayo,' we're looking at the de-Americanization of Americanization. First they take our jobs and services, now it's our language. What's next, our Chinese food? Ladies and gentleman, if we allow the word 'schmuck' to run rampant, expressing our pique and exasperation with our fellow Americans, we might just as well get ready to for our major corporations, schmata markets and jewelry businesses to soon be crowded with Jews of all faiths." Sought out for a response, Brooks would only say, "Schmucks." Disclaimer: Steve Young is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" (www.greatfailure.com)and his "All The News That's Fit To Spoof" appears in L.A. Daily News opeds every Sunday (www.dailynews.com/steveyoung), right next to Bill's...really.