Let us all help Cheney select his new Chief of Staff (Use the most humor possible)
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Job Description- Ruthless and loyal to the Dick Cheney over every other consideration. Job requires a complete devotion to the Dick Cheney and any policy or action desired by the Dick Cheney - legal, illegal, ethical or unethical.
Ability to lie well and constantly needed. A complete lack of compassion for others- especially the poor, women, minorities and the handicapped required. Must not be open to different views not shared by the Dick Cheney.
A working knowledge of how to steer government contracts to Republican campaign donors absolutely required. Must be willing to destroy the reputations of anyone opposed to Bush Republicanism.
Experience in Republican politics essential (please no moderates or McCain supporters). Candidates with experience in the oil industry, making profits from war, Wall Street or similar CEO activities highly desired. A real hatred of women, foreigners, immigrants, minorities, intellectuals, journalists and the poor will improve a candidates chances. Must be able to conceal those attitudes from the public and journalists.
No persons who are strongly devoted to a code of honesty, no admitted homosexuals (closet candidates with extreme Right Wing views are fine), no liberals, no moderates, no traditional Balanced Budget or limited government conservatives, no Democrats or blacks (except those with totally Right Wing Republican views), no candidates who always put the public interest before the private interests of the elite of Wall Street or the Republican Party will be considered.
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