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December 14, 2007 at 08:23:51

If There Were Writing Enhancement Drugs, Would We Take Them?

by Sandy Sand     Page 1 of 2 page(s)

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Oh, that they had writing enhancement drugs!  Would we use them?
And if we did, would get caught and would there be any penalties? 

If we did, could anyone tell?  Most of us already have swollen heads and enhanced egos.  If we were lousy writers to begin with, would writing enhancement drugs give us a home run-hitting novel or Pulitzer-winning investigative piece.  Probably not.

It's an understatement to say that former Sen. George Mitchell's report that spelled out widespread use of performance-enhancing drugs in baseball will eclipse most other news for days.

In the long run will it make a difference and will there be an significant changes.  It's anybody's guess.

Like most baseball fans, I kind of, sort of knew that players were using, but didn't realize that there were far more than I suspected.

Do I care that steroid use abound?  Yes, on many levels. 

Are my feelings a confused as mixed as the myriad of opinions espoused by the talking heads and disembodied voices?  Yes.

Am I disappointed that some of my favorite players, like former Dodgers Paul LoDuca and Eric Gagne, were on the list?  Yes.

Let face it, we live in an age of enhanced science and enhanced everything else.  Chances are that now that the pills have spilled of the bottle, there will be no putting them back.

We can't take two steps without seeing examples of enhancement.  Some are good; some are bad.

At the very top of the echelon we have our government officials touting enhanced rendition/enhance interrogation techniques -- a bad thing that they say is a good thing.

On the positive side or who cares? side there's a shopping list of "enhancements" to choose from -- some are natural -- most are store bought.

Jay Leno has a naturally enhanced jaw line, as J-Lo has a pronounced posterior.

For us gals, that shopping list of over-the-counter enhancements is nearly limitless.  Do I cheat nature with regular purchases of L'Oreal?  Damn straight I do!

Dying one's hair -- and here's a big secret, men do it, too -- is so common place that no one even thinks about it when they see an 80-year-old crone with a head full of ash blonde or brown hair. 

Ironically, it's just the opposite; we notice if she doesn't dye her hair.
Look at the abuse that old witch, Barbara Bush got for letting her hair go au naturel.

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Sandy Sand began her writing career while raising three children and doing public relations work for Women's American ORT (Organization for Rehabilitation through Training). That led to a job as a reporter for the San Fernando Valley Chronicle, a weekly publication in Canoga Park, California. In conjunction with the Chronicle, she broadcast a tri-weekly, ten minuted newscast for KGOE AM. Following the closure of the Chronicle, Sand became the editor of the Tolucan Times and Canyon Crier newspapers in Burbank. She is currently a guest columnist for the Los Angeles Daily News and contributor to ronkayela.com

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Well, Sandy...

Well, Sandy, I have written about this for several years, both here and elsewhere in fact 2 or three times here on opednews and there are larger corporate corruption issues which disturb me about baseball, far more than players using steroids. We already know about Fundamentalist ministers, a Talk Show Rightwingdingdong using illegal drugs and a minister TV Evangelist who preached how evil adultery was, being caught with prostitutes and illegal drugs and none of them served time, especially an AWOL President using illegal drugs before his election. (By the way the evangelist had horrible taste in women, the "prostitute" was a $3.00 hooker he solicited and looked more like the daughter of Goat Boy and Hog-girl than a female, but what can you expect from a guy who spent $5.00 on a gal in a $20 a night room in a skid row hotel?

BY-THE-WAY, I was going to leave the links here to the stories but I don't know if it is my browser or OpEd which is not allowing them to open, so just go to writers archives for my answers in the 3 stories I wrote about the Bonds issue over the last year. There are also 2 stories on my blog.

by Professor Emeritus Peter Bagnolo (144 articles, 1 quicklinks, 95 diaries, 1216 comments) on Friday, December 14, 2007 at 9:24:24 AM
 


Robert Sargent is co-owner of a Washington State commercial printing company with operations in Seattle and Redmond. He has an Economics degree from the University of Washington and occasionally plays alto sax with the Husky alumni band. An amateur economist, investor and photographer, and fiscally conservative moderate at heart, Robert has been a "yellow-dog Democrat" since the Bush administration "began screwing up the world beyond repair". Active in local and national political races, Mr. Sar...

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Robert SargentRobert Sargent is co-owner of a Washington State commercial printing company with operations in Seattle and Redmond. He has an Economics degree from the University of Washington and occasionally plays alto sax with the Husky alumni band. An amateur economist, investor and photographer, and fiscally conservative moderate at heart, Robert has been a "yellow-dog Democrat" since the Bush administration "began screwing up the world beyond repair". Active in local and national political races, Mr. Sar...

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If There Were Writing Enhancement Drugs?

Of course there are, how do you think David Crosby wrote all those great lyrics?


Great point about the small hands. I never considered that benefit before.

Jim Freeman makes a good point: "And yet Pete Rose can't be in the hall of fame?"

by Robert Sargent (10 articles, 0 quicklinks, 24 diaries, 299 comments) on Friday, December 14, 2007 at 10:01:07 AM
 


Midwesterner, veteran of VietNam era naval service, I still feel an obligation to defend the Constitution against "all enemies, foreign and domestic."
John Sanchez Jr.Midwesterner, veteran of VietNam era naval service, I still feel an obligation to defend the Constitution against "all enemies, foreign and domestic."

I do

Coffee, and the caffiene contained within it are definitly writing enhancers for me. You, as an independent observer, are free to argue about its efficacy, but there it is.

by John Sanchez Jr. (3 articles, 0 quicklinks, 6 diaries, 897 comments) on Friday, December 14, 2007 at 12:44:48 PM
 


Harpist, unemployed blue collar worker, and Bush basher living deep in the heart of Texas.
PappyHarpist, unemployed blue collar worker, and Bush basher living deep in the heart of Texas.

In my usual role as the party pooper...

...I can say without equivocation that I find the whole mess with baseball just one more brick in the wall of dishonest America.

I remember when I was a kid, cheaters were bad people. Whether it was cheating on one's taxes, or some other form of cheating, those who got caught cheating were punished...usually publicly...and always with the lesson to be learned by the example of the cheater being busted was that cheaters never prosper, and those that prosper never cheat.

Nowadays, that is no longer the case. Whether it's Halliburton getting those nice, cushy, no-bid contracts, or assholes like Hot Karl Rove being allowed to commit treason with impunity, or DUBYA lying every time his pathetic mouth opens, cheating is de regur, old hat, business as usual, etc.

The number of people who cheat to get ahead is staggering. If it were only the product of government turds, that would be one thing...an expectation met, if you will. After all, don't we all view politicians as perhaps the slimiest excuses for humanity allowed to exist without actually having to prove their work has benefited their constituents? But that's not the case!

Just about a year or so ago, I saw a report on the rampant cheating in our nation's public schools. Where once the crib notes, otherwise known as a cheat sheet, ruled the classroom, now with the advent of Blackberrys, Palm Pilots, cell phones, and other hand-held digital devices, cheating has reached its polished nadir.

Or so it might appear. With the present buzz about, and research on biological to digital direct interfaces, who knows what new and exciting forms of cheating will come into their own?

History test? No sweat, just make sure you have all the information stuffed into a computer somewhere, turn on your interface, and viola, instant history scholar! Whether or not the person in question actually learned anything, like how to put historical events into perspective, the fact that they can tie themselves into a machine directly to get their answers sort of puts the whole concept of genius in jeopardy. (I'll take Cheating Devices for $500, Alex).

It is a sad commentary on this country when we have gone so far as to shit all over our once proud American Icons. Remember this one? "They go together, in the good old USA, baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet. Well, let's see how things shape up today, shall we??

Most Chevrolets are made in Mexico and Canada. So sorry, Chevy, you are a fading part of the above equation, as are the American workers who once assembled you. Hot dogs? Yes, made in America, but now filled with growth hormones, phosphates, extra, EXTRA salt, and the ever popular antibiotic "enhanced" E. coli. Apple pie? Well, it's still made here, but now the apples are filled not with worms, but with pesticides that penetrate the apple trees, and find their way into the pie. Cinnamon isn't native to the US, so that part of the pie was never American. Sugar, well, sure that's American. Of course the sugar cane plant and the corn plant (our two major sources for sugar) are both loaded with the same pesticides as the apple tree.

So, the only thing left uncorrupted by America was it's supposed national pastime, baseball. And now, with the mask of respectability torn from the sport as a maiden's dress is torn from her body before she is gang raped, we finally see the corruption goes to the core. No, it's not pesticides, but the steroids scandal is easily as damaging to the dream of what baseball once represented as DDT once was to the eggs of the American Bald Eagle, or the California Condor.

The pernicious effects of America's lackadaisical concern over something like steroid abuse in baseball (or indeed, any other sport) is a sign of a much deeper problem; a problem that is as hard to fix as a piece of broken safety glass.

So, what's our new slogan? They go together in the good old USA, Baseball, political cheats, Halliburton, and Chevron.

Blessed be!
Pappy

by Pappy (61 articles, 0 quicklinks, 11 diaries, 863 comments) on Friday, December 14, 2007 at 4:09:33 PM
 


A writer is a rogue goose. All other gees fly in a flock formation; every goose knows his place and time for honking. The rogue goose is undisciplined. He leaves the formation indiscriminately to have a look at it from aside. He roams back and forth, takes a peep at the leader, honks a little bit from behind, distracts everyone and writes on what he sees. Time passes and as he wants to return back to his place he discovers someone else there. Thus he either has to wait until they land for rest...

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Mark SashineA writer is a rogue goose. All other gees fly in a flock formation; every goose knows his place and time for honking. The rogue goose is undisciplined. He leaves the formation indiscriminately to have a look at it from aside. He roams back and forth, takes a peep at the leader, honks a little bit from behind, distracts everyone and writes on what he sees. Time passes and as he wants to return back to his place he discovers someone else there. Thus he either has to wait until they land for rest...

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baseball is insane

as well as golf, the most intelligence- insulting game I ever saw.  American football is the idiotic exercise of the  beer-full gangs and I am surprised that so much ammunition is sold for it.  ALL those three 'games'  belong in the asylum.

Otherwise steroids are a common thing in any sport as well as hypocricy. Bottom line   sport is business and in business  ' I am honest until proven otherwise'

Writing is not a sport. But  Balzac wrote only at night and drank coffee a lot ( much better than ours; ours here is cyanide). He wrote about 200 novels, married a Polish count Ganska  and died after that.  Go figure.

 

And do not forget- you can write only one real book  in your life to become a real writer and  you can write 100 books, become famous and still be... anything but a writer.  Harry Potter is trash although it earned billions and   " All The King's Men' is a diamond  and will  be that  way forever.

 

 

by Mark Sashine (44 articles, 19 quicklinks, 228 diaries, 3265 comments) on Friday, December 14, 2007 at 5:45:11 PM
 


Sandy Sand began her writing career while raising three children and doing public relations work for Women's American ORT (Organization for Rehabilitation through Training). That led to a job as a reporter for the San Fernando Valley Chronicle, a weekly publication in Canoga Park, California. In conjunction with the Chronicle, she broadcast a tri-weekly, ten minuted newscast for KGOE AM. Following the closure of the Chronicle, Sand became the editor of the Tolucan Times and Canyon Crier newspape...

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Sandy SandSandy Sand began her writing career while raising three children and doing public relations work for Women's American ORT (Organization for Rehabilitation through Training). That led to a job as a reporter for the San Fernando Valley Chronicle, a weekly publication in Canoga Park, California. In conjunction with the Chronicle, she broadcast a tri-weekly, ten minuted newscast for KGOE AM. Following the closure of the Chronicle, Sand became the editor of the Tolucan Times and Canyon Crier newspape...

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Stupid games people play

Aren't all games stupid except the ones that challenge the brain, such as Scrabble, Perquacky and chess?

Some would defend poker as a game of stra-tee-ger-ee.

I will defend games and sports in that if they get families or friends to gather around the game board or TV to enjoy together, that can't be bad, unless of course, they get into a big fight over a missed move.

But then, that's life and crap happens all the time.

I don't know why people like to play games or sports.  Entertainment? Diversion?  Stress relief? 

The worst games of all are the mind games we play with each other, which I suppose is a power play.

What I sensed from the comments is deep-seated anger and rage, not just at cheating through steroid use, but at everything that's gone on in this country for seven plus years.

Maybe it's time to light up, relax a little and play a game.

by Sandy Sand (130 articles, 0 quicklinks, 153 diaries, 1174 comments) on Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 6:55:21 AM
 


Harpist, unemployed blue collar worker, and Bush basher living deep in the heart of Texas.
PappyHarpist, unemployed blue collar worker, and Bush basher living deep in the heart of Texas.

As a never-was jock...

...I agree with you completely about the other sports.

There are lots of people who enjoy watching sports. For the life of me, I don't get it. I didn't get it when the coach in high school wanted me to play football, and I told him to kiss my ass (in so many words). I still don't get it to this day.

I doubt I ever will understand the need for sports...outside being allowed into the locker room to get acquainted with the players, in that certain special way. But, since I don't hang around the locker rooms of professional athletes, I don't give a rat's ass about sports.

It's the idea of cheating that gets me. It's just plain wrong in my book. It sucks being brutally honest sometimes.

I realize that I didn't answer Sandy's question initially. No, if there was a pill that could make me a better writer, I would not take it.

Of course, some really good writers wrote some really good shit while really fucked up on some serious drugs. We can thank laudanum for Kubla Kahn and Rime Of The Ancient Mariner. We can thank speed for On The Road. We can thank weed for numerous volumes in our libraries, too...and for some of the stuff I write. hehehe

Hmm...Well, at least we know one thing, enhanced writers endure historically much better than enhanced jocks. Maybe I might take that pill after all. Will it help me get published?

Blessed be!
Pappy

by Pappy (61 articles, 0 quicklinks, 11 diaries, 863 comments) on Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 3:10:12 AM
 


A writer is a rogue goose. All other gees fly in a flock formation; every goose knows his place and time for honking. The rogue goose is undisciplined. He leaves the formation indiscriminately to have a look at it from aside. He roams back and forth, takes a peep at the leader, honks a little bit from behind, distracts everyone and writes on what he sees. Time passes and as he wants to return back to his place he discovers someone else there. Thus he either has to wait until they land for rest...

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Mark SashineA writer is a rogue goose. All other gees fly in a flock formation; every goose knows his place and time for honking. The rogue goose is undisciplined. He leaves the formation indiscriminately to have a look at it from aside. He roams back and forth, takes a peep at the leader, honks a little bit from behind, distracts everyone and writes on what he sees. Time passes and as he wants to return back to his place he discovers someone else there. Thus he either has to wait until they land for rest...

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There is a sci-fi story

by the US writer about a time when writing was performed only by the use of computers. Each writer had one. There was one who boasted that he had some special one and that was why his stories were always published. Two rival writers decided to find out what computer was that. They went into that writer's house at night, broke the locks on the vault and saw a shining panel ful of buttons. But when they opened the panel turned out there was nothing underneath. The writer was writing his stories by hand...

 

by Mark Sashine (44 articles, 19 quicklinks, 228 diaries, 3265 comments) on Saturday, December 15, 2007 at 7:52:30 AM
 

 

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