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April 25, 2007 at 07:53:38
Dick Cheney-- the Chronic Iraq Priapist by Rob Kall Page 1 of 1 page(s) |
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When I see those obnoxious ads for erectile dysfunction-- for Viagra or Cialis-- I think of Dick-- Dick Cheney.
The ads warn, if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, and experience priapism, call a doctor.
Well, Cheney has had a hard-on for Iraq, with his fantasy Saddam- Al Qaeda connection, and his WMD fascination for not four hours, but for more than four years. It's no wonder he's having blood flow problems in his leg.
The thing is, if you don't treat the priapism relatively quickly, within about six hours, it can cause damage to the erectile tissue in the penis and irreversible erectile dysfunction.
If six hours do permanent damage, I wonder what effects four plus years have. Maybe it causes pain. That might explain why Cheney's such a grouchy guy, maybe even why he shot his friend. Of course, if priapism lasting six hours can cause permanent damage, I'm not even going to think about Cheney's sex life.
Here's a suggestion; have Cheney's doctors glance a bit further up from the leg. Maybe they'll heal his priapism and get us out of Iraq already.
Rob Kall is executive editor, publisher and site architect of OpEdNews.com, President of Futurehealth, Inc, more...)
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King Priapist
Hilarious article. Will be chuckling for quite a while. by skyreader7 (0 articles, 0 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 181 comments) on Wednesday, Apr 25, 2007 at 1:42:54 PM  (0+)
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Reply: Funny!!
Even funnier... I see obnoxious ads for erectile dysfunction on your article via Google. If you write it, they will come. by Amanda Lang (23 articles, 14528 quicklinks, 442 diaries, 731 comments [17 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Wednesday, Apr 25, 2007 at 2:42:24 PM (0+)
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Maybe that's why...
...Dick(LESS) has had so many heart attacks as well. It only makes sense. Of course, as old as Dick(LESS) is, I doubt that any amount of any boner pill, nor any co*kring, nor even an act of the goddess could give that crotchety old f*ck wood. Considering his wife, it's amazing his feeble co*k hasn't retreated inside and turned into a vagina. hehehe Great article, by the way. Blessed be! Pappy by Pappy (61 articles, 0 quicklinks, 11 diaries, 860 comments [5 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Wednesday, Apr 25, 2007 at 2:39:58 PM (0+)
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Don't forget the Bushites
by Fred F (1 articles, 1 quicklinks, 4 diaries, 361 comments) on Wednesday, Apr 25, 2007 at 2:53:12 PM (0+)
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Rob -- dadgummit...
I wuz gonna write that! Sheila by Sheila Samples (54 articles, 6163 quicklinks, 44 diaries, 597 comments [28 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Wednesday, Apr 25, 2007 at 2:58:31 PM (0+)
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Truth In Humor
Another great point made with humor! by carl (1 articles, 0 quicklinks, 2 diaries, 133 comments) on Wednesday, Apr 25, 2007 at 4:15:52 PM (0+)
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Yech, yech, yech. Your title sounds like the punch line of some joke about an ante-bellum southern bordello. Assuming that priapism is the reason for Cheney's Iraqi madness is giving the VP credit for way too much sense. Robert Chapman Lansing, NY by Robert Chapman (28 articles, 0 quicklinks, 2 diaries, 556 comments) on Wednesday, Apr 25, 2007 at 5:58:12 PM (0+)
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For as long as he's been dicking us around,
I confess to a "firm urge" for a hatchet job for him! by Daniel Geery (26 articles, 95 quicklinks, 126 diaries, 912 comments [27 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Thursday, Apr 26, 2007 at 2:09:30 AM (0+)
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