When I see those obnoxious ads for erectile dysfunction-- for Viagra or Cialis-- I think of Dick-- Dick Cheney.
The ads warn, if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, and experience priapism, call a doctor.
Well, Cheney has had a hard-on for Iraq, with his fantasy Saddam- Al Qaeda connection, and his WMD fascination for not four hours, but for more than four years. It's no wonder he's having blood flow problems in his leg.
If six hours do permanent damage, I wonder what effects four plus years have. Maybe it causes pain. That might explain why Cheney's such a grouchy guy, maybe even why he shot his friend. Of course, if priapism lasting six hours can cause permanent damage, I'm not even going to think about Cheney's sex life.
Here's a suggestion; have Cheney's doctors glance a bit further up from the leg. Maybe they'll heal his priapism and get us out of Iraq already.
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...Dick(LESS) has had so many heart attacks as well. It only makes sense. Of course, as old as Dick(LESS) is, I doubt that any amount of any boner pill, nor any cockring, nor even an act of the goddess could give that crotchety old fuck wood. Considering his wife, it's amazing his feeble cock hasn't retreated inside and turned into a vagina.
hehehe
Great article, by the way.
Blessed be!
Pappy
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Pappy (61 articles, 0 quicklinks, 11 diaries, 863 comments)
on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 2:39:58 PM
I think they need to dose Bush and Chenney with a strong dose of salt peter and send both the bitch's to the penitentiary for good times in the shower.
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Fred F (1 articles, 1 quicklinks, 4 diaries, 363 comments)
on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 at 2:53:12 PM
