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Four people in the carriage of a train going from Washington DC to New York City-- a NY city liberal lobbyist, a redneck right winger from Texas , a pretty young blonde girl, and an ugly old woman.

It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Texas Republican is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

The old lady thinks "I bet that Texan fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him"

The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Redneck Texan tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake,and she hit him"

The redneck Texan thinks "I guess that New York liberal commie isn't a f*ggot, and that he fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde, naturally, thought it was me and hit me"

The New York Liberal thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that Texas chimp again"
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(adapted from a joke circulating in email using an Englishman and a Frenchman.
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Rob Kall has spent his adult life as an awakener and empowerer-- first in the field of biofeedback, inventing products, developing software and a music recording label, MuPsych, within the company he founded in 1978-- Futurehealth, and founding, organizing and running 3 conferences: Winter Brain, on Neurofeedback and consciousness, Optimal Functioning and Positive Psychology (a pioneer in the field of Positive Psychology, first presenting workshops on it in 1985) and Storycon Summit Meeting on the Art Science and Application of Story-- each the first of their kind.  Then, when he found the process of raising people's consciousness and empowering them to take more control of their lives  one person at a time was too slow, he founded Opednews.com-- which has been the top search result on Google for the terms liberal news and progressive opinion for several years. Rob began his Bottom-up Radio show, broadcast on WNJC 1360 AM to Metro Philly, also available on iTunes, covering the transition of our culture, business and world from predominantly Top-down (hierarchical, centralized, authoritarian, patriarchal, big)  to bottom-up (egalitarian, local, interdependent, grassroots, archetypal feminine and small.) Recent long-term projects include a book, Bottom-up-- The Connection Revolution, debillionairizing the planet and the Psychopathy Defense and Optimization Project. 

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