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To: George W. Bush
From: Lucifer B. Mephistopheles de Mammon
Re: Osama and al-Qaeda's deepest gratitude

Dear Dubya:

Osama wants to thank you from the bottom of his hellish heart. Of course, things being what they are, he can't do it in person. Since I daily talk to both of you, I agreed to pass along a message of appreciation just for you, big decider.

Osama thanks you for helping achieving his objectives of:

Expelling American troops from the Saudi peninsula

Invading a Muslim country for fun and profit

Taking out Saddam Hussein and destabilizing the Saudi's biggest competitor

Leading America into a box-canyon ambush in Iraq

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Bleeding America into bankruptcy

Rallying Muslims against America

Uniting even Shiites and Sunnis

Breeding terrorists

Supporting Israel no matter what
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Dividing America into warring camps

Turning worldwide support after 9/11 into worldwide condemnation

Torturing and violating the Geneva Convention

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