Son of Learn Behaviors and Puzzles, that Challenge and Enthrall
Tests For The Faint Hearted
From: Learn Behaviors and Puzzles, that Challenge and Enthrall ©2007 p.bagnolo
HUMOR: If you are brilliant, or simply and fruitlessly believe yourself, to be (most of that realm are in vain) here are puzzles and behavioral nuggets, which practice will make everyone sit up and take note of you… although probably not in a good way. These are all designed to stimulate, captivate and exasperate the most lucid and enlightened minds… or not!
Below Is The Previous Test And Beneath Each Experiment Is The New Test, If You Are A Fool Try Them Both, If Not Try Only One Of Them
Try this you Varlet!
If you are brilliant, or simply and fruitlessly believe yourself, to be (most of that realm are in vain) here are puzzles and behavioral nuggets, which practice will make everyone sit up and take note of you. These are all designed to stimulate, captivate and exasperate the most lucid and enlightened minds. Try, if you dare to solve them or act them out, but we doubt you can. From the moment you begin, you will be timed. Answers will be provided after due course Good luck because we both know you will need it.
1)-Name three things...
ADD 2 + 2 AND SEE WHAT YOU GET. VERY GOOD!
2)- See bellow and connect the red dot:
YOU MAY SAY SOME OF THESE ARE SIMILAR TO THE LAST BATCH I DID! SO WHAT!
3)- See above and connect the dot:
RECONNECT THE DOT
4)-See here and connect the invisible dot:
I DON'T GET IT!
5)-Disconnect one appliance... or don't.
RECONNECT ONE APPLIANCE
6)-What color is her eyes?
ASK YOUR LOCAL PRIEST IF HE’S HEARD ANY GOOD CONFESSIONS LATELY. THAN ASK HIM TO POINT OUT THE GIRLS OR GUYS WITH THE HOTTEST CONFESSIONS THEN CALL THEM AND ASK THEM OUT.
7)-Find a beautiful woman and point at her left foot.
FIND A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND STARE WHILE PLUGGING ONE FINGER INTO YOUR EAR. . NOW DO THE OTHER EAR WITH THE SAME HAND. CAN’T SEE HER NOW ANYMORE CAN YOU? THAT OUGHT TO TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO! OR NOT.
8)-Now, standing in front of a mirror, tries to find your own left foot. Now turn around and try to find it again. Not the same foot is it?
STAND IN FRONT OF A LARGE MIRROR AND TRY AGAIN FACING AWAY FROM THE MIRROR. CAN NO LONGER SEE YOURSELF CAN YOU? SERVES YOU RIGHT!
9)-Place a large piece of lint on your hair just to the right above your right eye. Now, looking in a mirror, with a tweezers try to pick it off with your left hand. Now reverse the process and try with your left foot.
REMOVE YOUR HAIRPIECE (RUG) AND PAINT A TARGET ON TOP OF YOUR DOME. IF YOU HAVE NO HAIRPIECE BUY ONE AND REVERSE THE PROCESS. IF YOU HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR, SHAVE YOUR HEAD, BUY A HAIRPIECE AND BECOME A CUBIST. YOU’LL STILL HAVE TO PAINT THE TARGET ON YOUR DOME ANYWAY YOU FOOL!
10)-Exercise your free will, twice. This will be very difficult if you are married or left-handed.
EXERCISE FREEWILL ONCE, THEN IF YOU ARE MARRIED DUCK!
11)-Ignore stuffs a lot.
GO TO THE FINEST DOCTOR ON THE PLANET AND THEN IGNORE VERY THING HE TELLS YOU. THEN MAKE OUT YOUR WILL. IF IN A REASONABLE PERIOD OF TIME YOU DO NOT DIE MAKE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT AND WHEN HE ENTERS, SAY, “THERE, SEE, I TOLD YOU SO!” AND ABRUPTLY PACK-UP AND LEAVE!
12)-Have an affair with a stuffed animal or a coat rack. Not so easy is it? Now try to have one with a hat tree.
HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR MATE’S BEST FRIEND, IF YOU FIND S/HE HAS NO BEST FRIEND, SO MUCH THE BETTER, HAVE ONE WITH IS/HER WORST ENEMY. SEE WHAT THAT WILL GET YOU.
13)-Call at least three people you know and ask them something.
AFTER THE ABOVE, TAKE OUT A HUGE INSURANCE POLICY WITH THE BENEFICIARY BEING THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IMAGINABLE YOU CAN FIND.
14)-Ask each the same something. Then ignore their answers and discuss the affair they are not having.
TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT THE OTHERS SAY YOU STILL LIKE HIM/HER.
15)-Are you beginning to get it?
TRY, VERY HARD TO REMAIN A BIGOT ABOUT MOST THINGS