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No "Ghetto Pass" For O'Reilly:

Time to Put Bill on Blast

              Min. Paul Scott

Enter the Bill O'Reilly twilight zone. Late one night,
on his way home from the Republican Convention , a
hungry Tom White mistakes Rufus's Chicken and Ribs for
a Cracker Barrel. His worst fears are realized when a
major riot breaks out after Tyrone Jackson slips on a
watermelon slice and knocks over Mack da Knife's
bottle of malt liqour. Running through a hail of
bullets, hot sauce bottles and other assorted weapons,
Tom barely makes it back to his Volvo alive. Good
thing that the bullet proof vest that he wore under
his Brooks Brothers suit also protected him from
spears...

A few days ago, Bill O'Reilly was chillin' with his
ace boon...um.. "main man" Rev. Al at Sylvia's
restaurant in black Harlem. According to media
reports, he was shocked how civilized the black folks
there behaved.

"Is this Harlem? I could have sworn that I was in New
Hampshire!"

Much to Bill's surprise there were no shoot outs, no
chicken sacrifices and no cannibals runnin' around
with bones in their noses. Just folks sitting around
dining on fine cuisine that I'm sure included, but was
not limited to fried chicken.

Well, at least O'Reilly didn't tell that worn out joke
about being afraid that he was "on the menu."

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I never liked Bill O'Reilly, so excuse me for being a
little..OK alot biased. Over the years, Bill O'Reilly
has been the self -appointed Hip Hop hitman, the
Right's cool, conservative crusader, dedicating his
life to preserving..well, whatever ever it is that
Conservatives preserve.

This great avenger is responsible for almost single
handedly getting the infamous gangsta rapper Snoop
Dogg kicked off the Muppet special, getting Ludacris
canned by Pepsi and blowing the whistle on Whitewater.
(No, that was someone else but you get the point)

Although, O'Reilly has not been totally off the mark
in all of his criticisms, as Grandma would say "if you
throw enough stones, you're gonna eventually hit
somethin'."

What gets folks about O'Reilly is hyperbole. He blows
things way out of proportion.

Recently he tried to paint Nas as the most notorious
"gangsta rapper" that ever picked up a microphone.

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Problem is. Nas ain't a gangsta rapper.

Now if I had Bill O'Reilly's flair for the dramatic,
at this point, I would start calling him the most
disgusting, hateful, venom spewing hatemonger that
ever walked the planet. But I ain't him, so I'll stop
with "a right wing intolerant bigot."

Of course, Bill is busy spinnin' in his No "Spine"
Zone trying to paint himself as a victim of some Left
wing conspiracy probably led clandestinely by Al
Franken.

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Why Fox, the great disseminator of family values, ... by Sherwood Ross on Thursday, Sep 27, 2007 at 10:42:24 AM
Nobody is going to shut down Bill O'Reilly. Fo... by Scott on Thursday, Sep 27, 2007 at 12:14:26 PM
With the internet, it turns out people can check i... by meremark on Thursday, Sep 27, 2007 at 10:50:58 PM
first of all great piece. love the intro. wha... by Cheryl Biren on Thursday, Sep 27, 2007 at 6:19:04 PM