Finally, after a lifetime of preaching for his Maker, speaking for his Maker, dictating for his Maker, berating for his Maker, organizing for his Maker, legislating for his Maker, and broadcasting for his Maker, Reverend Jerry Falwell is finally meeting his Maker!!
Reverend Jerry Falwell is finally going home!
And if there is true honor amongst his followers. Amongst 'the anointed' who ascribe to his beliefs, the tears they shed should be tears of joy.
For as rapture-based-fanatical-right-wing Christians believe, the only true joy comes in the eternal presence of one's Maker. And luckily, happily, gratefully, Reverend Falwell HAS ARRIVED!!
May those pearly gates open widely to admit the self-righteous son, who now and for always, is where he sought to be.
I for one, bid an eager farewell to Reverend Jerry Falwell on his desired journey home. Today is the last day of the rest of his life.
BUH BYE! BUH BYE!!
