The BBC reported 4 years ago that George Bush told 2 of their reporters, "God told me to invade Iraq." George Bush rarely mentions it in public but he knows that he is a superhuman mystic prophet of Biblical proportions and that he is the John the Baptist who will usher in the second coming of the Messiah, the Son of Man, Jesus Christ to Jerusalem. Recently in an episode not unlike the automatic writing experience of Neale Donald Walsch in "Conversations With God" the Holy Spirit entered into President Bush once again late at night in the Oval Office and took his hand and wrote out his instructions.
Jesus Christ: "How are you George?"
George Bush: "Jesus is that you?"
Jesus Christ: "No George it's Patrick Fitzgerald and I've come to give you your subpoena."
George Bush: "Very funny. Do not forget that I am the Decider and my resolve is strong. What is it now? Haven't you caused me enough damage with your instructions to invade Iraq? Have you seen my poll numbers lately. Even my daughters won't talk to me now. They say that you were a pacifist and that I'm insane."
Jesus Christ: "George, have you done the homework that I gave you?"
George Bush: "Yes Jesus I read Matthew 10."
Jesus Christ: "Then you see that my prophecy is unfolding exactly as I foretold 2,000 years ago last Wednesday evening in a barn in Galilee. Chopping broccoli, chopping brocollie. I don't mean to gloat but did I not say "Brother will betray brother to death and a father his child and children will rise against parents and have them put to death, and you will be hated by all because of my name, but the one who endures to the end will be saved? When they persecute you in one town flee to the next for truly I tell you, you will not have gone through all the towns of Israel before the Son of Man comes." (Matthew 10:21-23)
George Bush: "Yes my father certainly tried to humiliate me. Name me one President's father who goes out and publicly hires his old friends to tell me the President of the United States of America what to do. I'll never forgive him for that."
Jesus Christ: "As I said, "Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter in law against her mother in law and one's foes will be members of one's own household. Whoever loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me and whoever loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me and whoever does not take up the cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Those who find their life will lose it and those who lose their life for my sake will find it." (Matt. 10:37-39)
George Bush: "So what do you want me to do now?"
Jesus Christ: "George I want you to nuke Iran into the radioactive dirt. I want you to throw every last non Christian man, woman and child into the nuclear fires of Hell on Earth because they are all the demon children of Satan." (Matt. 13:36-43).
George Bush: "How can I do that? China and Russia are now backing Iran just like they backed tiny North Vietnam. If I nuke Iran then Russia and China will nuke the United States and we will have to nuke them back and it will be mutually assured destruction, Mad, and the Apocalypse, and all life on earth will go extinct forever."
Jesus Christ: "Do not be afraid George. You and your family will be raptured. "For the Lord himself, with a cry of command, with the archangel's call and with the sound of God's trumpet, will descend from heaven, and the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up in the clouds together with them to meet the Lord in the air; and so we will be with the Lord forever. Therefore encourage one another with these words." (1 Thess. 4:16-18). You must trigger the Apocalypse now George, nuclear world war 3 so that I can descend from Heaven on my flying horse and defeat Satan and save the world and create the New Jerusalem for Christians only, and bring everlasting peace to earth. You must do it now George you must do it now. Time is running short George and Tony Blair is leaving office in April. Don't you see the signs all around you George, the blair of the trumpets, the bombs' blare, the elephant's trumpet? You must blow the trumpet George, you must blow the trumpet!"
George Bush: "Oh, the Blair of the trumpets. The trumpet's blare. I see. I get it. O.K. I'll do it Jesus. You can count on me."
Jesus Christ: "That's good George. I knew I could count on you. Soon you will be in Heaven with Laura and the girls at the right hand of God. You must destroy every Muslim George. They are all a bunch of religious fanatics."
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Karen Fish is a writer currently living in Los Angeles California. The Temple of Love - The World Peace Religion makes peace among and unites Christianity Islam Judaism and Everyone else and the Countries they all live in as the first step towards world peace, by tying everyone together with their common threads and resolving all of their differences once and for all.
Hello George, is that you Jesus, no George its just the night janitor at the mental health sanitarium. And George, they tell me if you stop mumbling out about nuking Iran, they just might choose to loosen your restraints and take you out of the straight jacket. LOL
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Fred F (1 articles, 1 quicklinks, 4 diaries, 361 comments)
on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 at 8:37:19 PM
I get these Google Alerts which anyone can sign up for on any topic you want. My first test was with GB, and I still get that once a day. Quite often there are OpEdNews items, such as this (it looks neater in my email, but it's late and I'm going to bed):
Google News Alert for: george bush
Bush: No plans to invade Iran
XETV FOX6 San Diego - San Diego,CA,USA
US President George Bush says there are no immediate plans for invading Iran for its assistance to insurgents fighting US troops in Iraq. ...
Jesus Christ Commands George Bush to Nuke Iran
OpEdNews - Newtown,PA,USA
The BBC reported 4 years ago that George Bush told 2 of their reporters, "God told me to invade Iraq." George Bush rarely mentions it in public but he knows ...
George Bush no longer linked to miserable failure
TECH.BLORGE.com - Sydney,Australia
Until a few days ago if you typed "miserable failure" into Google, the first result that appeared was George Bush's biography at whitehouse.gov. ...
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Bush takes swipe at Iran, Syria, Hizbullah
Daily Star - Lebanon - Beirut,Lebanon
President George W. Bush has accused Iran, Syria and Hizbullah of fomenting the latest violence in Lebanon in a bid to force its government to resign and ...
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Nasrallah: Bush made Lebanon chaos
Aljazeera.net - Doha,Qatar
Hassan Nasrallah, the leader of Hezbollah, has accused George Bush of creating chaos in Lebanon, and rejected the US president's latest criticisms of the ...
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Bush pledges balanced budget, low taxes
Reuters - USA
PEORIA, Illinois (Reuters) - President George W. Bush said on Tuesday he plans to submit a budget proposal for fiscal 2008 next week that would help the ...
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41 + 42 = 137: Former Presidents George HW Bush and William ...
PR Newswire (press release) - New York,NY,USA
30 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- University of New Hampshire Interim President J. Bonnie Newman announced today that George HW Bush, 41st president of the ...
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President George W. Bush's 'Progressive' Health Care Proposal
National Ledger - Apache Junction,AZ,USA
Like his father, President George W. Bush has also proposed raising taxes, despite his reputation as a tax-cutter. Our media have done a good job of ...
President Bush warns Iran not to be helpful on Iraq.
Newsweek - USA
30, 2007 - Amid reports that Iran is prepared to offer Iraq help with reconstruction and other forms of economic aid, President George W. Bush warned Tehran ...
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Google Blogs Alert for: george bush
George Bush's Netflix Queue
By mikek
DVD Dossier scored an interview with President George Bush about his Netflix account:. "I thought it would be good," he says, "because they use the United States Postal Service to deliver the movies. I appreciate that. ...
Hacking NetFlix - http://www.hackingnetflix.com/ Chris Kelly: George Bush Throws a Veteran Under a Train
By Chris Kelly
We earned it. It was such a sleazy piece of rhetorical slight of hand. Proving one thing, once and for all: Wesley Autrey may be faster than a subway, but when it comes to shifting responsibility, no one's quicker than George W. Bush. ...
The Huffington Post | Full Blog Feed - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/ Nasrallah Blames Chaos In Lebanon On George Bush
By SG
"The one who fomented chaos in Lebanon, who destroyed Lebanon, who killed women and children, old and young in Lebanon, is George Bush and (Secretary of State) Condoleezza Rice who ordered the Zionists to launch the war on Lebanon," ...
Sweetness & Light - http://www.sweetness-light.com Letter to George Bush and Congress
George, I know you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed and if actions and words are any indicator, Congress isn't much brighter. So I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum (that means not a lot of big words).
WhatReallyHappened.com - http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/ help google improve their results
By George
dissatisfied with your search results? so I told them. i think george bush was the most relevant result for this search. now I don't know how to find george bush's biography. and i added the url http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/ skippy the bush kangaroo - http://xnerg.blogspot.com
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Daniel Geery (26 articles, 58 quicklinks, 121 diaries, 690 comments)
on Wednesday, January 31, 2007 at 12:46:53 AM
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