How can John McCain possibly be leading both Clinton and Obama in some polls? Wasn't he dead just a month ago?
He didn't seem like a threat, so no one bothered to drive a stake through his heart. And now -- he's ALIVE! He walks the night, terrorizing our children and haunting our dreams...
This guy is more hawkish than Dubya, invented the "surge" and believes it's working, has a psycho anger problem, and -- apart from a few carefully selected "maverick" positions -- is basically just another hard-right corporatist with an 82% lifetime rating from the American Conservative Union.
What in God's name are people thinking? Do we respond only to brand messaging?
McCain has managed his brand exceedingly well. People need to know who he really is.
I think the public will reach intelligent conclusions if they're in possession of the relevant facts -- which they most definitely do not get from the crack media, particularly where Straight Talker McCain is concerned.
Some of the following pieces are opinionated, but they're all fact-based, well sourced and attributed, and accountable to the historical record -- in other words, journalism.
They fall into the following categories:
The Conservative Case for John McCain
Mongering Peace
The "Passion" of John McCain
The Double-Talk Express
The McCain Voting Record
Follow the Money: McCain, Clinton and Obama Compared
The good news for conservatives is that some of McCain's un- conservative positions concern trifling subjects, and some of them have little ongoing relevance ... After 9/11, McCain shepherded a bill to federalize airport security through the Senate. That's not an issue that's going to come up again. The corporate-accounting scandals gave McCain an opportunity to rail against malefactors of great wealth, which he took. He zinged Bush's Securities and Exchange Commission for its inaction and urged more trans- parency in executive pay. But he gives no sign of itching to impose more regulations now. He supported a scheme of taxes and regulation to fight smoking. His bill didn't become law, but it is no longer an issue since most of its provisions were adopted by the states ... Even campaign-finance reform isn't the issue it once was.
Then there is John McCain, the resurgent GOP front-runner, who has spent the last few days attacking Mitt Romney using the same shopworn cudgels that Republicans have often wielded to cow Democratic opposition to the war. McCain accused Romney of once saying (in 2007) that he "wanted to set a date for withdrawal similar to what the Democrats are seeking." Heaven forbid...
Although he'd be the oldest person ever elected president, he doesn't need Viagra -- he's got Iraq. Call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than four hours -- or your war lasts longer than 100 years.
Thanks to the casting sensibility of Arianna Huffington, we learned that John McCain has been channeling Dr. Strangelove! Duly inspired, Phillip and our Issues 2008 team jumped into action, and 24 hours later, here's the video!
John McCain, he of the recent electoral "surge" right into fourth place in Iowa, stood next to his goofy alter-ego and fellow star of Cocoon Joe Lieberman in Derry, New Hampshire and declared his intention for us to be in the Greater Mesopotamia area for the next century.
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