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August 17, 2006 at 12:45:01

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Return of the Jedi: Are the Ewoks kicking George Bush's butt?

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A friend of mine just went on a cruise to Alaska this week and I entertained her 11-year-old while she was gone. We made a lot of pancakes. We went to toy stores, parks, movies, libraries and fast-food places. We rented videos. I did kid stuff all week. We had a good time.

I even found myself watching the Star Wars trilogy again. What did I learn? That the Ewoks, armed only with bows and arrows, actually kicked the Evil Empire's butt!

Do I have to spell it out to you? GWB, fourth-generation warfare is here! Does it work? Just ask George Lucas. Or Hizbullah.

PS: At the library, I picked up a copy of Time magazine and was amazed at their cover story http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1223363,00.html on Iraq. It described a descent into Hell. Bush has now been in Iraq for longer than it took us to fight World War II and what has he accomplished in that time? He has created a terrible nether-world, a destroyed planet, a Darth-Vader-like reality that staggers the mind. It's like the Death Star has landed in Iraq.

PPS: In just 12 days, I leave for the annual Burning Man festival in the Nevada desert. I got my tent, my sleeping bag, my canned food supply from Trader Joe's and my sun screen. All I need now are some mushrooms, a video camera and a hook-up to YouTube and I'll be ready for the ultimate wilderness experience!

Stillwater is a freelance writer who hates injustice and corruption in any form but especially injustice and corruption paid for by American taxpayers. She has recently published a book entitled, "Bring Your Own Flak Jacket: Helpful Tips For Touring (more...)

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1 comments

Han

Achieved?

What he has achieved? Exactly what he wanted! He's got the oil and he is making the land ininhabbitable and his troops are getting a real war on their hands which they can't win. Does he give a flying f*ck about the lives of the Iraqis? Nope! Does he care one bit about your troops? Nope! Does he care at all he is ruining the US by borrowing more money than they can ever repay? NO! He's making his sadistical friends more than happy! They get all your money! Open up your eyes! He is ruining both Iraq and the US! Swallow the red pill, 9/11 was a false flag operation! And he and his friends are behind it!

by Han (0 articles, 2 quicklinks, 0 diaries, 229 comments [7 recommended, 0 rejected]) on Thursday, Aug 17, 2006 at 6:31:28 PM