George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements.
In daily use it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes.
This has enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the
following three findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.