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Bush's Legacy?
Well, ... all of us could answer that - Iraq!! But that is not what I am looking for. What was Nixon's legacy, ... taking away China and Watergate? Put a Nixon mask on your face and what do you do? You lift both hands with 2 fingers on each hand and pull your head down, and pucker you mouth and you have Nixon. So what about Bush? There are a bag full of actions that describe Bush.
1) Butcher!
Bush is a professional butcher by trade. He butchers the English language every time he speaks. In Australia, he called the people who live in Australia, "Austrians." Bush also forgot how to get off the stage and tried exiting the stage, left, but the leaders grabbed his arms and ushered him out, down the front and through the middle of the crowd. This category gets you 2,020,000 hits on the Internet. Certainly this will be one of Bush's legacies. He "ain't too so smart about the Internet, though he tries to fake it.
HOST: " I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"
BUSH: "Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It reminds me of where I wanna be sometimes."
2) Bring 'em on!"
"Bring 'em on!" Bush thinks he is Wild Bill Hickok. His swagger, hands out ready to draw, and his articulation reminds most people of a hick, cowboy. Bush is no hick, but he could pass for one in a second. 2,430,000 votes go to this one as his legacy.
3) Wanted dead or alive
Yet again, Bush opens his mouth and thinks he is Matt Dillon. "Matthew! Matthew, wait up!" Remember Bush's cowboy thing! "Wanted Dead Or Alive," as if he is tacking the leaflets on ever tree. Sadly, this did nothing but spread it throughout the Islamic communities in the land of Islam, and, probably, challenged many a Islam fighter to take up his AK-47 and head for Afghanistan or Iraq. 2, 230,000 Internet hits on this one.
4) Mission Accomplished
Here is yet another Bush lie. He maintains he had nothing to do with it, but he and and Bush's crew had everything to do with it. The boat had to wait two extra days for it to dock, because of this "planned" escapade, which was another huge, bungle. The ship had to be purposely maneuvered around so that the sun wasn't in their face. 1,950,000 votes for this screw up.
5 )Flight Suit
Total failure here. Bush was creamed for this one. He was the laughing stock of the industrial world, after this idiotic idea. It slaps of Saturday Night Live, but SNL could have thought up a better spoof than this one. 1,860, 000 votes on this one.
6) Plastic Turkey
Though the turkey was made for show, 2, 500,000 bloggers still think this ploy was plastic, and thought the whole action was, again, something thought up by SNL. I doubt that Bush will ever live this one down. The food the soldiers ate that day, was more than likely the same frozen turkey and stuffing that every public education child eats every year before the students are let out for the holiday.
Become a Fan -- Page 1 of 3 page(s)
Well, ... all of us could answer that - Iraq!! But that is not what I am looking for. What was Nixon's legacy, ... taking away China and Watergate? Put a Nixon mask on your face and what do you do? You lift both hands with 2 fingers on each hand and pull your head down, and pucker you mouth and you have Nixon. So what about Bush? There are a bag full of actions that describe Bush.
1) Butcher!
Bush is a professional butcher by trade. He butchers the English language every time he speaks. In Australia, he called the people who live in Australia, "Austrians." Bush also forgot how to get off the stage and tried exiting the stage, left, but the leaders grabbed his arms and ushered him out, down the front and through the middle of the crowd. This category gets you 2,020,000 hits on the Internet. Certainly this will be one of Bush's legacies. He "ain't too so smart about the Internet, though he tries to fake it.
HOST: " I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"
BUSH: "Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It reminds me of where I wanna be sometimes."
2) Bring 'em on!"
"Bring 'em on!" Bush thinks he is Wild Bill Hickok. His swagger, hands out ready to draw, and his articulation reminds most people of a hick, cowboy. Bush is no hick, but he could pass for one in a second. 2,430,000 votes go to this one as his legacy.
3) Wanted dead or alive
Yet again, Bush opens his mouth and thinks he is Matt Dillon. "Matthew! Matthew, wait up!" Remember Bush's cowboy thing! "Wanted Dead Or Alive," as if he is tacking the leaflets on ever tree. Sadly, this did nothing but spread it throughout the Islamic communities in the land of Islam, and, probably, challenged many a Islam fighter to take up his AK-47 and head for Afghanistan or Iraq. 2, 230,000 Internet hits on this one.
4) Mission Accomplished
Here is yet another Bush lie. He maintains he had nothing to do with it, but he and and Bush's crew had everything to do with it. The boat had to wait two extra days for it to dock, because of this "planned" escapade, which was another huge, bungle. The ship had to be purposely maneuvered around so that the sun wasn't in their face. 1,950,000 votes for this screw up.
5 )Flight Suit
Total failure here. Bush was creamed for this one. He was the laughing stock of the industrial world, after this idiotic idea. It slaps of Saturday Night Live, but SNL could have thought up a better spoof than this one. 1,860, 000 votes on this one.
6) Plastic Turkey
Though the turkey was made for show, 2, 500,000 bloggers still think this ploy was plastic, and thought the whole action was, again, something thought up by SNL. I doubt that Bush will ever live this one down. The food the soldiers ate that day, was more than likely the same frozen turkey and stuffing that every public education child eats every year before the students are let out for the holiday.
Is a 34 year retired educator with a Masters Degree in Counseling - a free-lance writer with articles in Spanish and English Guideposts, Mothering, Oklahoma Observer, Oklahoma Gazette, Westview, Oklahoma Reader, The Lookout, Christian Standard, (more...)
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by Dale Hill on Sunday, Sep 9, 2007 at 1:07:48 PM