During this latest Rovian "only the GOP will keep you safe campaign" propaganda, I had a friend fly in for a brief visit who recently won a battle with 'breast cancer.' She mailed me her new breast pre-flight, fearful that Bush's Homeland Security latest pre-election hype might get some sadistic pleasure in the seizure of her expensive new tit at an airport security checkpoint.
I hadn't really thought about it before, but if her new, removable breast could be a terrorist weapon, then what about the implanted ones? Think about it. Today, human bodies contain implants with liquids of all kinds -- breast, cheek, penile, medical dispensers, etc. As a terrorist weapon, Pamela Anderson's right breast alone could probably take out half of O'Hare.
Let's be honest - all this security crap at airports isn't making you or me any safer.
Do the officials in the Department of Homeland Security expect us to believe that if someone was a suicide bomber, they would not resort to death by tit? And its not just breasts. People have medical pumps. Men have penile implants. I do not know much about all this 72-virgin stuff, but I am assuming you get a new penis in the after-life if you blow the one you got in this one up.
Remember this revelation the next time you are bare-foot wading through seven or eight strains of athlete's feet...clutching your little plastic bag in line with the cast of 'Nip/Tuck.'