Bake Sale
In support of the Iraq War.
Cookies............................. $5.00
Cupcakes.......................... $5.00
You think the prices seem high? Hey, world domination is expensive. We've already spent over $450 BILLION on this war – all of it borrowed. We have to sell over 12 million of these a day just to pay interest.
Then there's next year. The Bush Administration needs $190 BILLION more. That means every man, woman and child has to buy over two items a week to keep the occupation going.
So, show your support for the troops! Buy your first two cupcakes* today.
*Individuals who feel that too many cookies and cupcakes are bad for their health can donate $600 yearly directly to Halliburton. Price subject to change without notice.
