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May 3, 2006 at 11:58:43
by Unknown (Posted by Amanda Lang) Page 1 of 1 page(s) |
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Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this
morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Pinot Grigio, bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some pretzels and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace
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