Life Arts

Dog Matic

By       Message robert braunstein     Permalink
      (Page 1 of 1 pages)
Related Topic(s): ; ; ; ; , Add Tags Add to My Group(s)

View Ratings | Rate It

opednews.com

- Advertisement -

My dog is threatening to write a tell all book about me

He has already been given an advance by Rancid House.

It is not enough that he has been extorting milk bone,

Marrow bones and gouda cheese

Now he is demanding a poodle escort service on weekends.

I cannot keep succumbing to his demands.

He refuses to relieve himself outside anymore,

Instead he defecates in my earphones and boots.

- Advertisement -

It is useless to reason with him. He is dogmatic, derisive,

Denigrating, degenerate and defensive.

I am presently giving ample consideration to hiring

A pit bull from Chicago to put the cabash on his ass

Once and for all.

- Advertisement -

 

- Advertisement -

View Ratings | Rate It

Masters degree in social work. Activist 40 years worth. Favorite quote, "we had to destroy the city to save it" hobbies taxidermy,music,saving souls and respirating

Share on Google Plus Submit to Twitter Add this Page to Facebook! Share on LinkedIn Pin It! Add this Page to Fark! Submit to Reddit Submit to Stumble Upon


Go To Commenting

The views expressed in this article are the sole responsibility of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of this website or its editors.

Writers Guidelines

Contact AuthorContact Author Contact EditorContact Editor Author PageView Authors' Articles
- Advertisement -

Most Popular Articles by this Author:     (View All Most Popular Articles by this Author)

Beware of Sarah

In Dick We Trust

Why We Are Doomed

Killing Courageously

The Mulberry Bush (satire)

Funky in the Middle