Then the Federal Reserve announced a $200 billion swap of government treasury bonds for the (valueless) bundled security funds being held and traded by large financial institutions.  More dollars created from thin air, and once again, reducing the value of the currency.  Nevertheless, Wall Street investors reacted jubilantly.  For one day.  Reality then set in, and investors immediately started dumping stocks; trying to take profits off the one-day spike.

This weekend, the Bear Stearns debacle:  Once again, the Fed creates $30 billion for JPMorgan Chase to take over the insolvent entity, the only real asset being the Bear Stearns Corporate Headquarters on Madison Avenue.  Twelve months ago, the stock value alone of Bear Stearns was in excess of $22 billion.  JPMorgan is purchasing it for roughly $300 million, and a billion more if they want the office tower, though, frankly, why bother, since after they lay off the 14,000 employees of BS (how deeply ironic, that), who’ll staff the building, anyway?

So, The Dow jumped over 400 points in one day, then, realizing the really damnable awfulness of this whole transaction, I have never used this word before in a column here - but this is the first blatantly transparent transaction that qualifies as purely fascist, the complete integration of government and corporations – not nationalizing the bank when giving it our money, but just using OUR dollar to enable their massive acquisition.  This begs two important questions:  First, why does the 2nd largest American bank, JP Morgan Chase, need the government’s money to guarantee anything they buy?  Are they so unable to finance it themselves?  And is the entity they’re purchasing so dodgy that it’s uninsurable?   Second, if the Fed is putting up all the money, why isn’t the Fed getting Bear Stearns?  In other words, why isn’t it being nationalized, if only so it can be placed in receivership until it has been set right, and then spun back off as independent and the money returned to the Fed? 

The questions, of course, are rhetorical.  We know the answer to both.  It is the realization of the corporatization of the United States, and the first fully flowered fascist daffodil of March.  (No slur meant to daffodils)

Now comes news that Congressman Barney Frank, and Senator Chris Dodd have come up with a plan to loosen availability of mortgage funding by lowering the collateral margins required of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.  Ostensibly, this is a move to reinvigorate the moribund housing market.  Sorry, fellas, but allowing these lenders to retain less collateral will just exacerbate the problem at the root of the whole collapse. 

Amidst all this turmoil and one reckless, desperate move after another, suddenly, the bedrock commodities tumbled in value.  What’s that, you say?  Why would Gold and Oil drop if the dollar is being whittled away?  Shouldn’t they be soaring?  Well, yes, ordinarily, but not when investors, both individuals and enormous funds – find it necessary to liquidate the strongest thing in their portfolios in order to meet margin calls, thus driving down the value of precious metals, oil futures, and very valuable crop futures.

But the commodities will bounce back first, because they are the only real thing in this whole economy.  Bernanke’s box of Band-aids is just about empty. 

Benjamin Franklin said, “Money makes money, and the money money makes, makes more money.”  Franklin never did it with his printing press, however.  This is so very much not what he had in mind.