I wouldn't want to be President
I would rather lie in
Wet cement
I wouldn't want to be
The Chief
I couldn't take all the grief
I wouldn't want to be President
I would rather be a proctologist for an elephant
I wouldn't want
The buck to stop here
You could stick the buck
In Limbaugh's ear
I wouldn't ever be so polite
I would implode
Or start a fight
If I were President
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