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Life Arts    H3'ed 3/8/09

Diplomat in Chicken Fat, Deep Fried Pride

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I wouldn't want to be President

I would rather lie in

Wet cement

I wouldn't want to be

The Chief

I couldn't take all the grief

I wouldn't want to be President

I would rather be a proctologist for an elephant

I wouldn't want

The buck to stop here

You could stick the buck

In Limbaugh's ear

I wouldn't ever be so polite

I would implode

Or start a fight

If I were President

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Masters degree in social work. Activist 40 years worth. Favorite quote, "we had to destroy the city to save it" hobbies taxidermy,music,saving souls and respirating
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