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By Barbara Peterson (about the author)     Page 1 of 2 page(s)

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Well, here it is folks, straight from the horse’s mouth. The Department of Homeland Insecurity has determined that the “Current Economic and Political Climate [is] Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment.” So, I reckon it’s my civic duty to help these folks figure out just who they’re on the lookout for.

You might be a terrorist if….

You get your potatoes from the backyard.

You clean your shotgun on the front porch.

You can count on one hand the number of times you go to town in a month.

You live in the country and like it.

You don’t believe that a building can turn into dust with only minor damage.

You don’t believe everything you hear on Fox News.

You have a Ron Paul for President bumper sticker.

You listen to Alex Jones.

You think that the Constitution is more than toilet paper.

You believe that your government is supposed to work for you, not against you.

You’ve actually read the Declaration of Independence and believe it.

You believe that illegal alien means just that – illegal.

You’ve lost your job.

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Barbara H. Peterson is retired from the California Department of Corrections, where she worked as a Correctional Officer at Folsom Prison. She was one of the first females to work at the facility in this classification. After retirement, she went to (more...)
 

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~sigh~ by Sister Begonia on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 11:30:40 AM
Do You Think the Wrong Guys are Inside Folsom? by Jason Paz on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 2:17:19 PM
Good point by Barbara Peterson on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 3:24:06 PM
I've Read this Story Before...I Know Who the Author Is, You? by boomerang on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 4:00:17 PM
Article by Barbara Peterson on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 4:43:49 PM
Mrs. Peterson, bless you for your good heartedness! by boomerang on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 8:18:50 PM
LOL! by Barbara Peterson on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 10:33:43 PM
"Illegal" "aliens"? by Peter Duveen on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 4:24:43 PM
it is a 'sort of' dilemma.... by richard on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 7:37:58 PM
AGREED by WML on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 5:31:08 AM
Call em as you see em Richard! by boomerang on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 8:35:32 PM
I Never by shadow dancer on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 9:10:51 PM
I'm with Richard by Patrick Lafferty on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 9:16:06 PM
Interesting thought by Barbara Peterson on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 10:28:31 PM
BARBARA by WML on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 5:55:36 AM
Any prison by Barbara Peterson on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 11:23:54 AM
Pray for Fritz Springmeier by Patrick Lafferty on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 8:53:31 PM
and, you might be a terrorist by shirley reese on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 9:45:02 PM
Source by Barbara Peterson on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 10:36:42 PM
thank god for the renegades ! by jersey girl on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 10:20:28 PM
modern ignorance of terrorism by io on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 1:45:46 AM
The end is near! by Perry Logan on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 8:32:03 AM
perry by jersey girl on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 10:40:53 AM
Jersey by William Whitten on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 10:59:05 AM
I know by jersey girl on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 5:03:53 PM
I know by jersey girl on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 5:05:34 PM
jeeeze by William Whitten on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 10:51:34 AM
ABC-Deeeeee emocrat by Patrick Lafferty on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 8:45:13 PM
oh dear! by amicus curiae on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 9:46:03 AM
Constitution by William Whitten on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 11:17:06 AM
Black helicopters by Mad Jayhawk on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 6:38:42 PM
Jefferson Answers a Timely Question by William Whitten on Friday, Apr 17, 2009 at 3:39:32 AM
Let's bring the "War On Terror" home. by Paul Turner on Sunday, Apr 26, 2009 at 11:29:58 PM

 

 

 

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