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Well, here it is folks, straight from the horse’s mouth. The Department of Homeland Insecurity has determined that the “Current Economic and Political Climate [is] Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment.” So, I reckon it’s my civic duty to help these folks figure out just who they’re on the lookout for.

You might be a terrorist if….

You get your potatoes from the backyard.

You clean your shotgun on the front porch.

You can count on one hand the number of times you go to town in a month.

You live in the country and like it.

You don’t believe that a building can turn into dust with only minor damage.

You don’t believe everything you hear on Fox News.

You have a Ron Paul for President bumper sticker.

You listen to Alex Jones.

You think that the Constitution is more than toilet paper.

You believe that your government is supposed to work for you, not against you.

You’ve actually read the Declaration of Independence and believe it.

You believe that illegal alien means just that – illegal.

You’ve lost your job.

You’ve lost your home.

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Barbara H. Peterson is retired from the California Department of Corrections, where she worked as a Correctional Officer at Folsom Prison. She was one of the first females to work at the facility in this classification. After retirement, she went to (more...)
 

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Thank god I ain't a Christian!... by Sister Begonia on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 11:30:40 AM
Johnny Cash did it for me Bob Mitchum too. MLK was... by Jason Paz on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 2:17:19 PM
While working for the prison, what I saw was truly... by Barbara Peterson on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 3:24:06 PM
Our Government believes it has the right to regula... by boomerang on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 4:00:17 PM
This article was written by me yesterday afternon.... by Barbara Peterson on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 4:43:49 PM
Barbara, forgive me for being cheeky with my subje... by boomerang on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 8:18:50 PM
I'm so glad. The list definitely needs to be expou... by Barbara Peterson on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 10:33:43 PM
Human beings are "aliens"? That is a com... by Peter Duveen on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 4:24:43 PM
but when you consider that the NWO wishes to destr... by richard on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 7:37:58 PM
Unlimited, uncontrolled immigration carries no gua... by WML on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 5:31:08 AM
Richard -- Stay On-Point!  You may be a Terro... by boomerang on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 8:35:32 PM
brought any children into your world.  I may ... by shadow dancer on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 9:10:51 PM
Immigration was never an issue in this country we ... by Patrick Lafferty on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 9:16:06 PM
Patrick, You wrote: "Hey Barbara, do you subs... by Barbara Peterson on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 10:28:31 PM
I might add that once an individual is arrested an... by WML on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 5:55:36 AM
Not just American prisons. People simply do n... by Barbara Peterson on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 11:23:54 AM
I'm sure they are altering his mindset.... by Patrick Lafferty on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 8:53:31 PM
If you participate in saving/rescuing animals, bir... by shirley reese on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 9:45:02 PM
Actually, Christians are in the Homeland Security ... by Barbara Peterson on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 10:36:42 PM
Who are also terrorists.... as am I  accordin... by jersey girl on Wednesday, Apr 15, 2009 at 10:20:28 PM
       The US and Is... by io on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 1:45:46 AM
But is there any doubt this report is accurate?&nb... by Perry Logan on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 8:32:03 AM
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Perry doesn't seem to get that the end already hap... by William Whitten on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 10:59:05 AM
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Besides I have always hated the color yellow...... by jersey girl on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 5:05:34 PM
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Change the country, and the radio dudes, and i mig... by amicus curiae on Thursday, Apr 16, 2009 at 9:46:03 AM
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