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Yes, Perfect Debt Solution, Barack: Take the 14th & Run

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U.S. Constitution, 14th Amendment, Sec. 4: "The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payments of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned."  Congressional Democrats argued Wednesday if "public debt" cannot be questioned, the debt ceiling debate is a total charade, outdoing other GOP frauds.  

Read the text, Tea Baggers!  Public debt, authorized by law, which "shall not be questioned" -- not just unambiguous but appropriately referencing the suppression of emboldened "insurrections" that defy federal authority!   How can Obama miss this bountiful double-bagger -- like Lincoln, he'd be defending the Constitution and taking down a rebellion.

Were President Obama to abide by the letter of the Constitution and take the 14th (instantly, like taking the 5th), he'd solve the whole debt problem in one fell swoop -- pleasing Wall Street, Democrats, Republicans, pensioners and Medicare doctors alike, including, by my own statistical count, 92% of Americans ready for the next melodrama over symbolism.  Of course, that much courage takes more backbone than yet revealed by this wariest of presidents, but my audacity of hope springs eternal.  "Yes, you can" read the Constitution, Mr. President, with the strict literalism of bible-bangers.   Just do it.

Right off, all federal obligations would be covered, our enormous paper debts redeemed by our most sacred document.   No mess, no fuss, no clean-up.   The Treasury would have more way more law on its side than 9/10s of what presidents do, even were goofy libertarians to rush into court. At the worst, way in the future, the Supreme Court might whine about ignoring precedent (though debt ceilings arrived after WWI, not with Founding Fathers).  But what do you do about bills paid years ago -- ask for your money back?  Right!  You can, as they say, take the 14th all the way to the bank, any bank, any time.

Bipartisan Relief

Terrorist Republican baggers would love such presidential boldness because they could rear up spouting impeachment chatter. They'd continue their anti-government death trip while slobbering over Tea Party terminators.  Citing Obama's own skepticism about invoking the 14th, hear the wingnnut screams, "No president can just pay absolutely legal obligations -- Congress controls all the purse strings."   Rightwing whackos with visions for years of impeaching this illegitimate leader will seize his first ex-cathedra violation, but to no avail.

Establishment Republicans would sigh in relief since they they'd escaped the deep quicksand on Social Security and Medicare from years of negligence and the hated Ryan budget. Fretting Repugs already fear a Gingrich-like tsunami if blamed for shutting down the government. Sure, House fat cats would cry and moan, but not for long.  The president will have taken them off a wriggling hook, all their own doing.

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Wall Street would surge, not giving a hang why federal cash keeps coming, as long as the status quo remains status and quo.  If Washington ideologues had overturned the subsidy-laden pork barrel of federalism today, then unpaid powerful and punitive corporations would take GOP hides.  Default would give reactionary corporate hooligans such heartburn, they'd declare Armageddon, scaring the bejesus out of the bond vigilantes, which in turn spooks the stock market, that depository of Republican wealth.   So the moment the president confirms the Constitution rules and debts will be paid, who cares what the Congress says or does?    Not lobbyist moneybags. What's Congress to do -- send its Sergeant of Arms to arrest bill-paying Treasury clerks?

Yeah! Street Deaths Deflected

Old people and sick people, obviously, will be delighted because then they can go on being old and sick without any added maladies, like less money.   The obese and diabetic and cancer-prone don't need any supplemental, totally unnecessary pain and suffering.   Even retired Tea Party fanatics, not depleting savings, will shut up for a few weeks, a double blessing.   No doubt, deviants not with the program will do street protests, with weirdly-spelled signs calling for "Obama's Peachment" or "Tarre and Feathery What Ain't All Reddy Black."

Speaking of whom, Obama wins big.  First, the president gets to be the great hero who instantly rides in and saves America from a fate worse than debt -- losing its AAA credit rating.  Plus, he'll save poor people millions in new taxes (added default interest) or higher check cashing shop interest rates.   Righteously, Professor Obama defends the Constitution, warding off brigands out to steal from the middle-class and give to the rich.  "No, they can't" becomes "Yes, I can" pay the bills because "I took an oath and can read the 14th Amendment."   

Delighted Democrats will celebrate the victory of Law and Order, at least financial orderliness, against demolishers of democracy who equate all government with their car payment debt.   They don't get it, today government = debt and we owe W. bigs thank. Bragging Democrats will have fended off the latest irrational firestorm, confusing the mind and soul. In fact, Social Security has nothing to do with the debt, or the deficit.  

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Frankly, I don't see a loser here, except for radical extremists like Michelle Bachmann, fixed in stone alongside the divine, Biblical truth, her 11th Commandment: Never Vote to Raise the Debt Ceiling.   What's next up, Impeach First, Figure Out Why Later?   Why not send more billions to advance this truth of modern politics -- Elections Exist to Empower Rightwingers , thus God approves deleting minorities from voting rolls.   The power of rightwing insanity, like our distant wars, knows no end.     

Need I go on?   Just "take the 14th," Mr. President, and who knows, it might even get you re-elected.   Showing any backbone certainly beats driving away supporters in droves, the result of your peculiar, give-away-the-store-in-advance negotiation style.  Boldness in the right would certainly shock the left!


Northern California, region. For a decade, Robert S. Becker's rebel-rousing essays on politics and culture analyze overall trends, messaging and frameworks, now featured author at OpEdNews, Nation of Change and RSN. He appears regularly at (more...)

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This is the ultimate win-win-win decision -- invok... by Robert S. Becker on Wednesday, Jul 27, 2011 at 9:49:14 PM
This entire situation isn't about raising the debt... by John Shriver on Thursday, Jul 28, 2011 at 10:32:19 AM
Let's face it, ObomberBush is not a leader, in fac... by bogi666 on Friday, Jul 29, 2011 at 2:10:36 PM
I heard someone suggest that the American People a... by John Sanchez Jr. on Thursday, Jul 28, 2011 at 7:03:43 AM
Agreed but I oversimplified the law a bit, in my a... by Robert S. Becker on Thursday, Jul 28, 2011 at 10:20:53 AM
After all, Republican intransigence has elevated t... by John Sanchez Jr. on Thursday, Jul 28, 2011 at 11:39:51 AM
here's a comment from smirkingchimp, where I also ... by Robert S. Becker on Thursday, Jul 28, 2011 at 12:20:28 PM
Mr. O'bama could easily tell his political victims... by Greg Campbell on Thursday, Jul 28, 2011 at 7:12:20 PM