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Did the Limbaughs name their son "Rush" because they took one look at him and decided to leave in a hurry?

Did Dick Cheney have his hand on a disguised copy of The Exorcist when he was sworn in?

Why doesn't Sarah Palin wear contacts? Does she think glasses make her look smarter? It's not working.

How can Mike Huckabee dispute evolution when he was elected by Neanderthals?

When will somebody put Ambien in Joe Lieberman's matzoh ball soup?

Why weren't more people encouraging when Gov. Rick Perry suggested Texas secede from the Union?

When did Rep. John Boehner decide to add the "e" and the "h" to his last name?

Do Blue Dog Democrats eat Alpo?

How many times does Barack Obama gargle after he smokes a cigarette?

Would there be a foreign policy crisis if Hillary Clinton wore a dress?

If everybody in Alabama is sad, does that make it a blue state?

Has Cindy McCain had more facelifts than Joan Rivers?

Does everybody in the nation have to get shot before members of the NRA grow up?

Do John Edwards, John Roberts and Mitt Romney go to the same hairdresser?

Does Gov. Mark Sanford read romance novels?

Will Joe Biden ever get somebody to trim the hair that sticks out on the back of his head?

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John Blumenthal has been a professional comedy writer for 25 years. A former associate editor and columnist at Playboy Magazine (following a short stint at Esquire), he's written 8 books and 2 produced movies. His films include "Short Time," (major (more...)
 

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Very Funny! by Patricia A. Smith on Friday, Dec 11, 2009 at 8:36:01 PM
Welcome, John by Jan Baumgartner on Saturday, Dec 12, 2009 at 11:58:50 AM
Hi by John Blumenthal on Saturday, Dec 12, 2009 at 12:21:35 PM