Too Long Oolong or Gunpowder Tea

I'm a Teabagger,

Don't tread on me;

A new revolutionary,

Raised on liberty.

I want the government

Off my back;

No oversight--

Cut us some slack.

You can make war,

Open my mail;

Put all the "foreigners"

Inside of a jail.

You can have wars,

As long as there's shootin';

Just don't touch my Gun,

You're darn tootin'.

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