They Tell Me Not To Spell Out "Sh*t"!
By Gary Corseri
They tell me not to spell out "sh*t"!
But, nothing else quite seems to f*t!
They claim some folks will look awry
If I insert the little "i".
But here's the thing I contemplate:
What difference to this warring State?
Should I insist on "i" or "I"?
Is it a case of do or die?
I happily forego the spite
That tells me I am always right!
(The "i" is like a winking child;