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The Twelve Ranters Of Christmas, Or The War On Christmas That's Fizzling

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On The Twelfth Rant Of Christmas My Pastor Sent to me ...

 Twelve Bill O'Reillys

Eleven Bryan Fischers

Ten Sean Hannitys

Nine Tony Perkins

Eight Harry Jacksons

Seven Rick Santorums

Six Cindy Jacobs

 FIVE HUCK... A... BEEEEES

 Four Pat Robertsons

Three Chuck Norrises

Two Rick Perrys 

And ...a ...Limbaugh ...with.... Oxy... con... tiiiin

        "These secularists have no clue what it is. They are threatened by it. They can't leave well-enough alone, because it is other people's faith in God that scares them to death. I, for one -- and I hope you're one, too -- refuse to let these people succeed year after year, wearing away the joy and the wonder and the true meaning of this time of year and this marvelous holiday."

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