THE POLITICIAN'S PLEDGE ... TO THE OLIGARCHY
I pledge allegiance to the Oligarchy of the United States and to its global partners.
I promise never to question the right of the few to own and control central banks, to own and edit the media, to determine the nature of the "free market," to write the rules of global trade, and to otherwise control and direct our lives and political processes with their vastly greater sums of money, power, and influence.
I promise to remain obsequious, servile, and complicit, and to advance my own interests by serving the few... while pretending to represent the many.
I pledge to do what is necessary to secure the position, office, funding and largess which flow to all who raise no questions, use their power and influence to serve and protect the status quo, and otherwise do what they are told by their betters.
May God bless the rich and powerful and may I play my part in securing the lasting enclosure of the people. God Bless our Global Oligarchy.
Your Humble Servant