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With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe

Once upon a midnight dreary, watching TV, feeling queerly,

Watching many a quaint and curious Pundit of forgotten Bore,

While I nodded, nearly sleeping, suddenly there came a screeching,

As if someone over reaching, over reaching a point most sore;

"Tis some reporter," I muttered "screeching like his ass was tore."

  Only this and nothing more.

Ah, distinctly I remember, was it June or last September,

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When each separate voting member caucused from the chamber floor.

Eagerly I sought a Pundit, wondering who had won it,

Mayhap to see if HE had done it -- done it for the lost and poor,

For it's rare to find an office seeker working for the lost and poor,

  Nameless here for Evermore.

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And the sad, uncertain features of the various media creatures,

Thrilled me -- filled me with fantastic Hopes never felt before,

Seeing newsmen, barely started, looking like someone had farted,

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Bro. Glenn Festog F.B.S.,M.M.: Ordained: 1975 Joined F.B.S.: 1982 4 years Theology at B.C.P. Counselor: 1983 through current time Libertarian, Life Extensionalist, studies in law.

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